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Definitions by JAKE

1. Why are you dating him? Hes a munty!
munty by Jake January 8, 2004
allie kazarian is so fine and shes asian
Shes akaz!
akaz by jake January 6, 2004
a joint between the forearm and the upper arm
i bent my elbow
elbow by Jake January 1, 2004
a simultaneous discharge of artillery or other guns in a battle.
salvo the men! we're ready for battle
salvo by Jake January 1, 2004

Stockholm syndrome 

the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).
She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.
Stockholm syndrome by Jake December 31, 2003
For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.
That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!
mustang by Jake December 24, 2003