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Definitions by JAKE

cron diesel 

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.
"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."
cron diesel by Jake July 2, 2005
A term meaning it is Marlboro time
"I just won 15 games of Halo in a row! MARBIZZLE TIZZLE!"
Marbizzle by Jake May 28, 2005
To wrap a rubber-band around your hand and wait until it goes numb. Then you masturbate.
"Man, I can't get a girl....at least I've got a rubber-band and a bottle of hand cream."
stanger by Jake May 15, 2005

Gay Gangster 

A disgusting, sub-human being of caucasian (white) ethnicity that thinks and acts as though they are of black ethnicity, also will act thuggish, wears baggy "hip-hop" clothes and acts tough to try in an attempt to boost their social status. Many times they have a personality complex and dress and act in this manner in order to cover up their problem.

See also: wigger, twink, wankster
Hey man, look at the gay gansters over there on the corner yelling at the girls, it's going to break their hearts when they finally realiz they are white!!!
Gay Gangster by Jake May 13, 2005

warthog dummy trick

A glitch in the game Halo in which someone appears to be in a vehicle and realyy isnt. Usually used by players who are losing in games like capture the flag, etc.
"No wonder they grabbed the flag so fast, those noobs were using the Warthog dummy trick."
warthog dummy trick by Jake May 13, 2005

go fishing

Mike: Will you go fishing this weekend?
Sarah: Not with you.
go fishing by Jake May 13, 2005
A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.
"Hey man you better stay clear of him he totes""No he is just a straight up schuter"
schuter by Jake May 13, 2005