JAKE's definitions

Wet Season

The presence/appearance of (usually a crowd of) sexy/fit/horny ladies. Also what you would exclaim when pointing them out to a friend.

By Jove Mr. Pooley, is it wet season again already?

by Jake July 21, 2003

frohawk

The European style "mohawk" with long shaggy hair.

Bobbys frohawk makes him look like a gay.

by Jake May 13, 2005

the ticket

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

by Jake March 25, 2004

n00btacular

When a n00b has a lucky moment, normally followed by getting pwned.

Player A uses a 'nade on a room killing Players B, C, and D. Player E then proceeds to sneak up on him and brutally rape him with a melee weapon.

by Jake May 7, 2004

sucks to be you

If you can't define this well... Sucks to be you.

Ha you fell down a well? Sucks to be you

by Jake June 17, 2004

multiply

more than one sheet.

Man! That Charmin is some multiply shit!

by Jake September 22, 2003

jakescakes

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

by Jake March 13, 2005