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Little Bunny Foofoo 

When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.
Little Bunny Foofoo by Jake June 30, 2004
1.) Noun: Shortened version of the word 'Keety' which is slang for 'Kitty' referring to Felis Catus the common house cat.

2.) Noun: pseudo-stoner speak (similar to the word 'Dude'), used by people from Massachusettes and Canada to gain one's attention over AOL instant messanger. see also Keetz0r.

3.) Noun: Short for the word 'Parakeet' or Budgerigar, referring to a type of bird people keep as pets.

4.) Verb: To steal. Se also. kife gank
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5.) Noun: A tribal race of mutant spear-hunting anthromorphic jaguars! They live in the southeastern part of Nebraska and feed upon small children and various small fluffy animals.
1.) Don't forget to feed the keet!
2.) Keet! KEET KEET KEET KeEt keet
3.) Those damn keets are giving me a headache.
4.) Donovan! Did you keet my burrito?
5.) OH NO. The bloody keets ate my baby!
keet by Jake June 30, 2004
slang word for puppy. used mainly by dani and her family!
"Puddy you're dumb!"
"look at the little puddy"
puddy by Jake June 29, 2004

yeaferjenkembab and co 

the coolest group of people ever!! they rock. invented in 2003 to replace "posse" and can't be spelled without a y, e, a, f, r, j, n, k, b, n, d, c, or o. we represent da AHA, da 610 to da 215 and da 856. yeah!!!!!!!
Yeaferjenkembab and co is officially the shiznit
yeaferjenkembab and co by Jake June 27, 2004

Pony Crank 

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.
I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
Pony Crank by Jake June 27, 2004

fundamentalrattlizationism 

A professor's unique invention. It means that your set of beliefs are being challenged; your worldview is perhaps under fire and not holding up to the pressure.
If you're finding yourself disagreeing with me, you may be suffering a slight case of fundamentalrattlizationism.
*I'm going to...* Originated as a result of the lazy dialect of the citizens of the Northwestern United States. Imunna -- eye-mun-na (spoken quickly)
Imunna go take a nap.
Imunna by Jake June 26, 2004