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Definitions by JAKE

Dr. Firecrotch 

a pereson with red pubic hair.
Hi Sam!
Hi Dr. firecrothch!
Dr. Firecrotch by jake August 6, 2004
getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"

that's about it, get crunk!
i was goin out to get crunk, but someone stole my car
crunk by jake August 4, 2004

The Spocker 

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.
Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker
The Spocker by Jake August 2, 2004

loan shark 

A sad shark all by itself.
Awww, look at the lil' loan shark.
loan shark by Jake July 24, 2004
Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.
oh snap by Jake July 24, 2004
the act or ability of being a cracker-jap, usually associated with being gay and loving to get hit in the sack repeadedly.
damn, man, why you being so moto?
moto by jake July 19, 2004
the personage of being unable to speak clearly, gay, and have an acura "legend" dude because it is in a rap song.
stop being so delima!
delima by jake July 19, 2004