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orange

Fine girl(s) that if you're honest with yourself is far to young for you to be looking at like that. From the Orange Phone Co. (uk) slogan "the future's bright, the future's Orange"
Hey man, check out those wet girls over there-->
Yeah, but far to orange for us dude
by Jake July 21, 2003
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The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.
I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.
by Jake May 13, 2005
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saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms
by Jake March 6, 2004
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Shakie Pudding

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.
by Jake February 22, 2004
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first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
by Jake March 25, 2004
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i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.
they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!
by jake February 4, 2005
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