MujaPandaMan

Muja comes from the Panda word meaning "Stick your slong in my bong" It is used only by the 6'5" white kid leaving in Michigan and stands for "I wanna bang your bong with my slong"
"Gurl did you see the MujaPandaMan?"
"YEAH! He was in a gang bang last night, he srewed his girlfriend and her 3 other friends"
"Damnn thats strait up trippin!!"
by jake May 13, 2005
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The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.
Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker
by Jake August 02, 2004
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gangstaliscious

highly respected clothes , hair , shoes,
style etc...
"Man, jake's outfit is soooo gangstaliscious"!!!!!!
by jake May 13, 2005
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man-slut

Also known as pimp, man who has many girlfriends (bitches) in a short period of time.
Jake is a man slut, he can't keep a chick more than a couple days!
by Jake November 06, 2004
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minger

Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.
Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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call me someday

something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing
she:"Can I see you again?"

he:"Yeah,call me someday"
by Jake April 26, 2004
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shaved pussy

vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)
She has a shaved pussy with "JH" carved just above her mons.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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