JAKE's definitions

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow

On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.

by Jake February 28, 2004

post

When added as a prefix to a genre of music, means "with the fun taken out"

I listen to "post-indiecore melodic screamo," nothing else

by Jake February 26, 2005

Dick mailer

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.

Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!

by JakE May 21, 2007

ying

an exclamitory word. it is used when one randomly sneaks up upon an unsuspecting victim, preceded by violently screaming "YING!" in their ear, thereby scaring the shit out of them.

"dude i just yinged the shit out of those beaners mowing that lawn. you should have seen them run back to mexico!"

by jAkE September 6, 2005

noah's ark

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.

by Jake February 3, 2004

dizzo

My fat ass dick, cock, horse shlong

yo dawg dat bitch over thurr is on my dizzo

by Jake May 13, 2005

lickety-split

to administer cunnilingus

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004