JACK MEHOFF's definitions

anal golfing

sticking your balls in someone's ass

Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

gurn

Derogative slang term for a black person. Derived from the word gurney. Say gurney 10 times fast and listen to what it sounds like. Special because the gurns themselves do not know what it means.

Dude, all these gurns tried to jump me the other day. Stupid gurns

by Jack Mehoff October 22, 2004

boozums

Boobs;honkers;breasts;tits

I would love to stick my dick right between her fat boozums.

by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003

fug

just like fuck but with a "G"

who the fug are you?
what the fug you want?
you better fug dat hoe before i fug you!

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

lets go

next best song by lil' jon

best song is get low ... fosho

by jack mehoff November 5, 2004

alleycat

a dark pussy on a white girl or just a girl with light skin.

Eww dont band stacey she has an alleycat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

Zukster

1)A person who is a fat ass, lazy, red neck, sandwich eatting, nigga hatin person, and always hungry.

2)A person who got stuck in a tub.

1)Damn Zukster, why did you eat so much?
2)Yesterday, I got Zukster in the bathroom.

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004