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Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit
damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride
by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004
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gurn

Derogative slang term for a black person. Derived from the word gurney. Say gurney 10 times fast and listen to what it sounds like. Special because the gurns themselves do not know what it means.
Dude, all these gurns tried to jump me the other day. Stupid gurns
by Jack Mehoff October 22, 2004
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anal golfing

sticking your balls in someone's ass
Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing
by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005
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chowdy bags

Someone who is a complete choad. Usually enjoys Drudge Report, AK-47s, and teh c0ck. It is very easy to spot this type of person. Very often they are found in the workplace.
Dude!! That chowdy bags guy just gave barney a philly fakeout!!!!!!
by Jack Mehoff April 15, 2005
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porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.
Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.
by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005
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thugee

1 what an ugly guy will say.
2 also goes with scary guy.
3 an evil cult that lives in the hills that come out at a foggy moonless night.
1 lets join the thugee.
2 yeahhh tear his heart out.
3 scary guy: they took the children, it was a foggy moonless night when they came down the mountain, an evil cult, THE THUGEE,
by Jack Mehoff November 6, 2004
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Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.
by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004
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