JACK MEHOFF's definitions

chowdy bags

Someone who is a complete choad. Usually enjoys Drudge Report, AK-47s, and teh c0ck. It is very easy to spot this type of person. Very often they are found in the workplace.

Dude!! That chowdy bags guy just gave barney a philly fakeout!!!!!!

by Jack Mehoff April 15, 2005

IHYF

IHYF is an abbreviation of the phrase "I hate your face." It is especially useful when you are totally careless about someone.

What did you just say to me?
OH...NO YOU DIDN'T
IHYF

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2002

boozums

a females boobs

Becky has extremely large boozums.

by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003

boontang

Similar to "poontang" but for gay guys looking for some ass...

Gay Guy #1: Man, I would sure like to hit some ass.
Gay Guy #2: Let's go out and score some boontang.

by Jack Mehoff April 5, 2005

Fug

just like the "F" word (if you dont know what the "F" word is your a fuggin fugger)

1 man your fug(ged) up homes.
2 you fug(ing) fug(er).
3 HEY!, ill fug you unless you fuggin fug that fuggin fug hoe.
4 ya damn fughole

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

flart

A fart with a squirt.

I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.

by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004

Donut Punch

When you hit someone in the face with your balls, leaving Donut-shaped impressions.

I donut punched logan and the fucker cried.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005