JACK MEHOFF's definitions

slut muffin

a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut

man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

make a jacket

Jack off, spanking the monkey

She so fine I'm gonna make a jacket!

by Jack Mehoff April 22, 2004

Donut Punch

When you hit someone in the face with your balls, leaving Donut-shaped impressions.

I donut punched logan and the fucker cried.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

cheesing

use nacho cheese as lubrication

all the people in the world cheesed Logan extremely hard in the ass

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

IHYF

IHYF is an abbreviation of the phrase "I hate your face." It is especially useful when you are totally careless about someone.

What did you just say to me?
OH...NO YOU DIDN'T
IHYF

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2002

cunt nugget

a very bitchy, self absorbed person. slut muffin

nate, your sucha cunt nugget.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

frullet

an afro and a mullet combined

check out billy bobs frullet

by jack mehoff July 7, 2003