clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.

Rieders eats his own clam chowder

by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2003

cum-guzzler

one who guzzles cum
one who eats the man juice
one who swallows sperm

That cum-guzzler swallowed my cum like water.

by Jack Mehoff March 06, 2005

IHYF

IHYF is an abbreviation of the phrase "I hate your face." It is especially useful when you are totally careless about someone.

What did you just say to me?
OH...NO YOU DIDN'T
IHYF

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2002

puddin' and princesses

a school lunch consisting of Snack pack pudding and disney's princess fruit snacks

hey nate, got any more puddin' and princesses?

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

nige

v. to act as a gurn would in any particular situation. the word nige adapts per situation and context, so can mean anything from stealing to playing basketball to being a smelly dumbass. Someone who niges can be called a Nigel or Niger.

You fucking niged that book off me the other day.

Look at you, just niging everyone.

You dumb fucking niger.

He niges like a pro.

by Jack Mehoff October 29, 2004

fug

just like fuck but with a "G"

who the fug are you?
what the fug you want?
you better fug dat hoe before i fug you!

by Jack Mehoff November 04, 2004