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1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates
1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?
by JACK September 26, 2003
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A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.
by JACK March 5, 2005
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to have sex with your own sex, the opposite sex and yourself...and possibly animals, i don't know whether they count as hairy people.
oh my! a trisexual, don't you want to just be sick, they are so disgusting, sex withoneself, then others...of both sexes!?!?
by JACK February 11, 2005
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Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.
"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."
by JACK December 24, 2004
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1. A dumbass, jackass, idiot and a moron.

2. Someone who loves to fuck chickens.


Frequently used and mastered by the policemen in the movie Super Troopers.

Often used by the BEST computer Sales Team here in the U.S.
by JACK January 7, 2005
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