JACK's definitions
Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.
According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
by Jack November 13, 2005

I'm going to go watch TV, or summat.
by Jack August 5, 2003

An antiquated form of cheating used in the 70s by competative swimmers and track runners.
An athelete has some of their blood removed prior to a match (far enough in advance that the body regenerates the lost blood) and then immediately before the competition redeposits the extracted blood in their body. This process gives the athelete highly oxidated blood which enhances their performance.
It is no longer done as nowadays advanced performance-enhancing drugs can replicate the effect.
An athelete has some of their blood removed prior to a match (far enough in advance that the body regenerates the lost blood) and then immediately before the competition redeposits the extracted blood in their body. This process gives the athelete highly oxidated blood which enhances their performance.
It is no longer done as nowadays advanced performance-enhancing drugs can replicate the effect.
by Jack April 2, 2004

A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.
Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.
Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.
by Jack December 28, 2005

by Jack February 19, 2004

by jack February 8, 2003

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.
by Jack June 19, 2005
