rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.
I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.
by Jack November 04, 2003
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sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me
mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.
by jack January 25, 2004
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23 Morty

the Highest number in the world;the Highest number ever;the Highest number there is
by jack May 26, 2004
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script kiddie

Some spotty n00b who uses crap like Sub7 and thinks he's a legend.

These people need a good slap, and give professional crackers and programmers a bad name.

Despite what you may hear, good crackers don't often get caught. The people that get caught are dipshit n00bs who don't know enough about what they are doing to cover their tracks.

These people make me sick.
"I PWNED j00"
"shut up before i shut you up, you iliterate moron"
by Jack July 16, 2004
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the Fonz

one who wears a white shirt under a leather jacket, walks around with his coller up, clicks his fingers, and points with two fingers of each hand at a time while saying 'ehhhh!!'
oi look out, here comes jack the fonz!
by jack June 19, 2003
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flange

a projection around the rim of a shaft, used for for attaching to another object
viz. the vagina labia minora
she jived her arse off, flanges flapping

She's got fine flanges, man. Gothic arch.

a flange-sandwich
by Jack August 05, 2004
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ricky wu

Ricky Wu never gets his but off the couch
by Jack October 21, 2003
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