J.P. The Last Brave Bishop's definitions
A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.
Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.
Kyle: shows tattoo
Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him
Kyle: shows tattoo
Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009
Get the John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him mug. Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.
Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.
Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.
Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009
Get the unicorn talentmug. A combination of words: butt, and pinch. Used as a tool of measurement to determine the length of a bowel movement.
Guy 1: Are you okay in there? You've been on the John for 40 minutes!
Guy 2: I'm okay dude its just a biggin.
Guy 1: How big?
Guy 2: 12 binch's!
Guy 2: I'm okay dude its just a biggin.
Guy 1: How big?
Guy 2: 12 binch's!
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009
Get the binchmug. When a real hard ass bro kills someone, mortal kombat style. 'Bro' being the prefix and 'tality' being the suffix.
Kyle: Broc and Damien killed a scene kid last night, it was crazy like something out of an action movie.
Pat: That's called a brotality
Pat: That's called a brotality
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009
Get the brotalitymug. When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.
Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop
February 12, 2009
Get the bro squatmug. A term used when describing;
A. Being bent over for capitol punishment.
B. Assuming the position for Prison rape.
C. While sitting on the john, bending down and gripping your ankles in attemp to push harder and also to cope with the pain.
A. Being bent over for capitol punishment.
B. Assuming the position for Prison rape.
C. While sitting on the john, bending down and gripping your ankles in attemp to push harder and also to cope with the pain.
Guy1. Dude what's up with those hand prints on your ankles, that looks really painful!
Guy2. I was grabbing ankle last night
Guy2. I was grabbing ankle last night
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009
Get the grabbing anklemug. The sibling symptom to montezumas revenge, but far far worse and more excruciating.
It occours several hours after consuming food which is caked with hot peppers, especially cheyanne pepper.
Symptoms of cheyannes revenge include but are not limited to: brutal shitting, grabbing ankle (see definition) excruciating pain and suicide.
It occours several hours after consuming food which is caked with hot peppers, especially cheyanne pepper.
Symptoms of cheyannes revenge include but are not limited to: brutal shitting, grabbing ankle (see definition) excruciating pain and suicide.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009
Get the cheyannes revengemug.