J.1's definitions

Wafflelized

To be beaten ferociously with frozen waffles of any brand and type.

"I totally wafflelized that fool with some Eggos I found in my freezer. It was so funny!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Thunder Jiggles

A super jiggly or naturally muscley jiggly thigh that is big in size and rumbles when the person is running. Primarily made for really good looking track girls.

"Man this track meet is awesome! Look at her thunder jiggles!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Confuzzle

To extremely confuse through action or words and cause headache.

"Emo kids really confuzzle me, kinda hurts."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Whacky

A drink consisting of Vodka, Sprite, Mike's Hard Lemonade (strawberry) and Powerade. Causes an awesome euphoric lightheadedness that makes you wanna hump like a lion-monkey in Japan.

"Man i just had some whacky and now I wanna do that ginger. Don't know why."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Squawked

To give sexual satisfaction to a girl or boy so great that it causes the individual to make bird calls from the euphoric feeling of pleasure.

"Dude I totally squawked Linda last night, it was so choice."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Jeer

A jerking queer. Someone who jerks so much that it's all they talk about and do. They feel the need to sag their skinny jeans all day, yell out nigga frequently, make videos of their repetitive dance style and be loud. In general, someone who jerks too much.

"What the hell!? This freaking jeer keeps talking so loud, it's hurting my head."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.

"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."

by J.1 May 13, 2010