J.1's definitions

Foog

An explicit expression that is synonymous to "fuck" but is used to not get in trouble. Usually said quickly to give a funny twist to it.

"I was talking to this girl and she said did i wanna date her so I said foog it."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Fish

Someone who kisses the same way a fish breathes, this usually means not well, also causing the the guy to "fish" for the other persons tongue.

"Dude look at that guy over there, he's such a fish."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Wet

To be drunk, high or intoxicated in any way.

"Man i was so wet last night, my head is killing me."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Vampey

A person who is very dark, unappealing, boring and a douchey little Twilight fan who won't shut up about the saga and wears everything having to do with the movie.

"Dude that freaking vampey keeps asking me for money to get a soda, like what the hell?!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Wafflelized

To be beaten ferociously with frozen waffles of any brand and type.

"I totally wafflelized that fool with some Eggos I found in my freezer. It was so funny!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Thunder Jiggles

A super jiggly or naturally muscley jiggly thigh that is big in size and rumbles when the person is running. Primarily made for really good looking track girls.

"Man this track meet is awesome! Look at her thunder jiggles!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Confuzzle

To extremely confuse through action or words and cause headache.

"Emo kids really confuzzle me, kinda hurts."

by J.1 May 11, 2010