J.1's definitions

Vampey

A person who is very dark, unappealing, boring and a douchey little Twilight fan who won't shut up about the saga and wears everything having to do with the movie.

"Dude that freaking vampey keeps asking me for money to get a soda, like what the hell?!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Confriending

When you are at a convention and you make friends with random people in the long lines that share your interests.

"When I went to Comicon I was confriending like crazy."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Confuzzle

To extremely confuse through action or words and cause headache.

"Emo kids really confuzzle me, kinda hurts."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Jeer

A jerking queer. Someone who jerks so much that it's all they talk about and do. They feel the need to sag their skinny jeans all day, yell out nigga frequently, make videos of their repetitive dance style and be loud. In general, someone who jerks too much.

"What the hell!? This freaking jeer keeps talking so loud, it's hurting my head."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Lip Hog

Someone who constantly while dating a boy/girl must kiss the other person at all times and gives no space.

"That kid chris is such a lip hog, I can't go anywhere without him wanting to kiss me."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Thunder Jiggles

A super jiggly or naturally muscley jiggly thigh that is big in size and rumbles when the person is running. Primarily made for really good looking track girls.

"Man this track meet is awesome! Look at her thunder jiggles!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Fish

Someone who kisses the same way a fish breathes, this usually means not well, also causing the the guy to "fish" for the other persons tongue.

"Dude look at that guy over there, he's such a fish."

by J.1 May 11, 2010