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That one feeling that guys get in the middle of the day when their nuts just surge and make this weird buzz feeling.
Dude I had a Dick Spasm yesterday, not that that's a bad thing.
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by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

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Grg
Grg is, simply put, a nickname for a man named Greg/Gregory.
Pronounced like this: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
Hey Grg, I think you're really funny but slightly off in the head.
by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

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Your gay godfather that is really nice and has a really nice boyfriend.
Person 1: My Fairy Godfather is so fucking rich (and nice) that he bought a new lambo!
Person 2: goodbye
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by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

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1. The biggest fuck boy you ever had the misfortune to meet.
2. The one and only Jacob Collier.
He is such a Jacob. I heard he dumped his gf for Stacey.
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by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

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The intoxicating negativity that Keemstar gives off. Any person who is a total jerk and has no respect for others can be justly diagnosed with KeemKancer.
I cried all night after finding out mye brother had been diagnosed with KeemKancer. Such a tragedy.
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by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

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A Rando is the nickname for a random, creepy, sneaky, elusive, weird, low iq, and smelly person. A Rando is most commonly found on the street or in your classroom. You know, the kid in class who never talks and doesn't do well on assignments? They're a Rando.
Me trying to be charismatic: "Hey man, how was your weekend?"
Rando: "................hi"
by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

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