J. THRESHER's definitions

Jacob

1. The biggest fuck boy you ever had the misfortune to meet.
2. The one and only Jacob Collier.

He is such a Jacob. I heard he dumped his gf for Stacey.

by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

Fairy Godfather

Your gay godfather that is really nice and has a really nice boyfriend.

Person 1: My Fairy Godfather is so fucking rich (and nice) that he bought a new lambo!
Person 2: goodbye

by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

Rando

A Rando is the nickname for a random, creepy, sneaky, elusive, weird, low iq, and smelly person. A Rando is most commonly found on the street or in your classroom. You know, the kid in class who never talks and doesn't do well on assignments? They're a Rando.

Me trying to be charismatic: "Hey man, how was your weekend?"
Rando: "................hi"

by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

Grg

Grg is, simply put, a nickname for a man named Greg/Gregory.
Pronounced like this: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

Hey Grg, I think you're really funny but slightly off in the head.

by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

Dick Spasm

That one feeling that guys get in the middle of the day when their nuts just surge and make this weird buzz feeling.

Dude I had a Dick Spasm yesterday, not that that's a bad thing.

by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020

KeemKancer

The intoxicating negativity that Keemstar gives off. Any person who is a total jerk and has no respect for others can be justly diagnosed with KeemKancer.

I cried all night after finding out mye brother had been diagnosed with KeemKancer. Such a tragedy.

by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020