J. Malik's definitions

Religion

The complete opposite of true spirituality.

Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.

by J. Malik July 21, 2008

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.

Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

by J. Malik May 25, 2006

NASA

Never a straight answer.

NASA- it's really self explanatory

by J. Malik May 2, 2006

Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.

Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.

by J. Malik April 29, 2006

EEG

EEG is an shortened form of the word "electroencephalogram"; a machine that measures electrical activity within the brain.

A girl I work with was required to take an EEG test by the State Department of Mental Retardation and the screen showed flat lines across the board!!

by J. Malik April 26, 2006

Half Past Never

A reference to a time that will never come.

A: What time is good to meet you here at??

B: Let's try half past never.

by J. Malik April 26, 2006

trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

by J. Malik March 18, 2006