J. Malik's definitions

Religion

The complete opposite of true spirituality.

Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.

by J. Malik July 21, 2008

Matchstick Man

Another term for a scam artist

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.

by J. Malik January 1, 2006

funny farm

The insane asylum, nuthouse, padded palace. Where you go if you do something crazy.

He was just sent to the funny farm because he was defecating in public while proclaiming the end was near.

by J. Malik March 1, 2006

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.

Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

by J. Malik May 25, 2006

trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

by J. Malik March 18, 2006

EEG

EEG is an shortened form of the word "electroencephalogram"; a machine that measures electrical activity within the brain.

A girl I work with was required to take an EEG test by the State Department of Mental Retardation and the screen showed flat lines across the board!!

by J. Malik April 26, 2006

Half Past Never

A reference to a time that will never come.

A: What time is good to meet you here at??

B: Let's try half past never.

by J. Malik April 26, 2006