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MEEP MEEP

Sound you make when someone says something t-totally fucking stupid; as to imitate the sound of a retard bus.
Dumbass: I heard it's raining outside; do I need my umbrella?

Person with common sense: MEEP MEEP; is that your bus I hear?? What the hell do YOU think, dumbass?!?!?
by J. Malik December 8, 2005
mugGet the MEEP MEEPmug.

Religion

Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.
by J. Malik July 21, 2008
mugGet the Religionmug.

NASA

NASA- it's really self explanatory
by J. Malik May 2, 2006
mugGet the NASAmug.

EEG

EEG is an shortened form of the word "electroencephalogram"; a machine that measures electrical activity within the brain.
A girl I work with was required to take an EEG test by the State Department of Mental Retardation and the screen showed flat lines across the board!!
by J. Malik April 26, 2006
mugGet the EEGmug.

Matchstick Man

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.
by J. Malik January 1, 2006
mugGet the Matchstick Manmug.

publik skools

Shining examples of accountability and discipline. Where you can send your kids for the best edjumaction around. (Obviously not written by a publik skool kid)
After I gradueted from publik skools, I got hired at buger keng for 5.15/hr. In dese here gubment skools, day sed it duddnt matta if ya ded a gud jub, jest feel guud about yerself. I so feil guud about miself wen I smoke crak every da n'sit on my lazi ass waitin' fur my gubment cheese. I luv da federal guverment of amerika!
by J. Malik October 12, 2005
mugGet the publik skoolsmug.

Blue Wall of Silence

The notion that despite police rules and regulations; a
police officer may not turn in or otherwise provide damaging information in regards to a fellow officer. The term is more for the use of only corrupt police officers and not the police force in general.
The Blue Wall of Silence is prevelant in many cases involving police corruption here in the State of Georgia.
by J. Malik November 20, 2005
mugGet the Blue Wall of Silencemug.

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