prank call

also known as "crank call"
A call you make to a stranger in which you say random things.

Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*

by J. August 28, 2004

firestarter

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)

by J. April 02, 2003

pulchritudinous

Is characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal.

admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful, hot

damn aint she pulch!

by j. November 20, 2004

sunev

Venus, spelled backwards; A guy on a lame-ass reality t.v show was named Sunev.

Hey, Sunev, where's my repap?

by J. August 28, 2004

George W. Bush

The Devil governing the Earth...

-Who won the election on November 2nd?
-The Devil did.

by J. November 03, 2004

russian

getting drunk on vodka

I've got a fifth of Popov and I'm about to get russian

by J. April 02, 2003

ghetto opiates

The "secret" ingredient to certain brands of malt liqour which makes it so easy to get so messed up on it

(After drinking two 40oz of Olde English): Man these ghetto opiates got me messed up

by J. April 02, 2003