J.'s definitions

prank call

also known as "crank call"
A call you make to a stranger in which you say random things.

Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*

by J. August 28, 2004

firestarter

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)

by J. April 2, 2003

Jigger

A correctional officer or police officer. Often used by inmates when watching for officers. Shooting jiggers means to watch for officers.

Hey get up on the bunk and shoot jiggers.

by J. October 30, 2004

indian movie

I was there, it freggin stunk.

If you dont believe me, you can watch our Indian Movie for yourself.

by J. November 1, 2003

the precious

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.

by J. October 30, 2003

ghetto opiates

The "secret" ingredient to certain brands of malt liqour which makes it so easy to get so messed up on it

(After drinking two 40oz of Olde English): Man these ghetto opiates got me messed up

by J. April 2, 2003

snowflake

A girl from Canada who acts interested in guys then "flakes" after about 3 weeks.

Snowflake has a big butt.

by J. February 21, 2005