J-Man's definitions

behaihachi-izzlenez

1.An exuberant compliment of a certain item, or person. Used only in extreme cases of joy and or love for this object.
2.A tea kettle

That mofo be da behaihachi-izzlenez son!

by J-man January 11, 2004

get it

To obtain the intimacy of a member of the opposite sex after minimal effort. past tense - got it

Hey Jimmie....did you get it last night.

Yeah man, I got it!

by J-man August 5, 2003

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

roll your dice

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

by J-man November 24, 2003

wa da ta

Synonym for "what can I say?"

wa da ta my damies?

by J-man September 27, 2003

mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

by J-MAN April 19, 2012

pigged-out

Being pulled over by the police.

Yo, I was pigged-out off Beach Blvd. They was trappin' bitches all damn night.

by J-man November 24, 2003