J-Man's definitions
by J-man August 5, 2003

Nickname for my girlfriend, derived from "Bubbles" the Chimp and "Boobs" (Modern English slang for "breasts"); those which belong to her are outstanding.
by J-Man December 1, 2003

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."
"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."
"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"
www.neuticles.com
"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"
www.neuticles.com
by J-Man December 12, 2004

1.When someone someone is so incredibly skanky they are referred to as ~
2.When someone may have a random outburst it may be ~
3.A tea kettle
2.When someone may have a random outburst it may be ~
3.A tea kettle
"It's GOJIRA!"
"I believe you are mistaken, 't is a skankasarous-rex."
"Damn that bitch be a skankasaurous-rex she so slutty!"
"I believe you are mistaken, 't is a skankasarous-rex."
"Damn that bitch be a skankasaurous-rex she so slutty!"
by J-man January 11, 2004

Being pulled over by the police.
by J-man November 24, 2003

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)
My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.
My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street
My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street
by J-MAN April 19, 2012
