J-Man's definitions

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

wa da ta

Synonym for "what can I say?"

wa da ta my damies?

by J-man September 27, 2003

skankasaurous-rex

1.When someone someone is so incredibly skanky they are referred to as ~
2.When someone may have a random outburst it may be ~
3.A tea kettle

"It's GOJIRA!"
"I believe you are mistaken, 't is a skankasarous-rex."
"Damn that bitch be a skankasaurous-rex she so slutty!"

by J-man January 11, 2004

roll your dice

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

by J-man November 24, 2003

shit stain

a lingering asshole

That dude cannot take a hint, he won't go away and every time he opens his mouth he turns into an asshole.

by J-man November 24, 2003

down time

Amount of time it takes to get from one ho's house to the next.

Yo, it was some serious down time from Jenna's crib to Shaniqua's. But it was for real gettin' to Tonisha's cuz I got pigged-out like a villian.

by J-man November 24, 2003

tooky

a cunt

man lisa had some good tooky

by j-man July 28, 2003