shtick

a bunch of bullshit someone trys to feed you

man thats a bunch of shtick

by j-man August 21, 2003

shit stain

a lingering asshole

That dude cannot take a hint, he won't go away and every time he opens his mouth he turns into an asshole.

by J-man November 24, 2003

down time

Amount of time it takes to get from one ho's house to the next.

Yo, it was some serious down time from Jenna's crib to Shaniqua's. But it was for real gettin' to Tonisha's cuz I got pigged-out like a villian.

by J-man November 24, 2003

behaihachi-izzlenez

1.An exuberant compliment of a certain item, or person. Used only in extreme cases of joy and or love for this object.
2.A tea kettle

That mofo be da behaihachi-izzlenez son!

by J-man January 11, 2004

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

get it

To obtain the intimacy of a member of the opposite sex after minimal effort. past tense - got it

Hey Jimmie....did you get it last night.

Yeah man, I got it!

by J-man August 05, 2003

skankasaurous-rex

1.When someone someone is so incredibly skanky they are referred to as ~
2.When someone may have a random outburst it may be ~
3.A tea kettle

"It's GOJIRA!"
"I believe you are mistaken, 't is a skankasarous-rex."
"Damn that bitch be a skankasaurous-rex she so slutty!"

by J-man January 11, 2004