dickjocky

someone who jockies dick.

you.

by J October 17, 2003

lava dome

When you have the makings of a very large dump pushing into the rectum area, causing tension and potentially a deformation of the area. Similar to the creation of the lava dome on Mt. Saint Helens due to magma pushing to the surface.

Guy 1 - "Hey where you going in such a rush?"
Guy 2 - "I've got a severe lava dome growing here, I'll be back in 15 minutes."

by J November 01, 2004

Niagra Falls Cunt

An individual whose bad points surpass his/her good points to the extent of them becoming such a gigantic cunt they are akin to Niagra Falls in size and ferocity of cuntness

"Fucks sake Pete jus lemmie borrow Pirates of the Carribean 2, you Niagra Falls Cunt"

by J December 06, 2006

green

happy, feeling good

are you feeling green today?
Yeah dohg, i'm green as hell

by j February 26, 2004

Cush

another word for good, especially when talking about clothes an event or gear. usually used with well.

this roll iz well cush.
did you see her coat? cor its well cush.
you feeling ok? yeah mush, im cush

by j December 06, 2003

Tub Thumper

One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.

Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper

by J January 25, 2003

implonation

when something implodes and has a force of detonation upon it

i spray some 'implonation 5000' on a fly and slowly as he begins to pitter and patter, feeling like hes runnin outta gas, he softly lands on the ground, to only moments later SZICHKABOOM
J' thats what i call an implonation

by J April 01, 2005