smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 04, 2005

biscuit

A fairly short unit of time.

Hey guys, I'll be back in a biscuit.

by j September 12, 2004

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004

B&

B Ampersand
B And
Banned

<@lol> OMG YOU ARE SO B&
*** lol sets channel #WTF mode +b *!@*

by J November 03, 2004

Nitemare

idiot, moron, anything not worth crapping on

the last source given for the definition dawg

by J January 20, 2003

3000GT

196 hoarsepower GSXR1000
at a 1/8 the weight

dude, look, he just did 270km/hour in 11 seconds....

yer i just creamed myself

by J April 01, 2005

scumboid

Referring to person or persons (scumboids) who are common and or vulgar in nature. A scumboid can be spotted in numerous ways; clothing- will probably be track suit or over the top 'designer' clothing, will be dripping with 'gold' jewelry and accompanied by peroxide highlights- possibly with 80's perm in addition. You will notice the scumboid may bank with the TSB as they have been refused at other banking establishments. A potential scumboid will doubtless come from an estate (aka TSB Towers) and drive a clapped out Ford Escort with miss-matching coloured body panels.

'I tried a new pub last night and it was full of scumboids so I had to leave'.

by J June 23, 2003