J/M/C's definitions
A decent looking woman found wandering around downtown Phoenix, Arizona between the hours of 11PM and 4AM unexpectedly high on Angel dust with one tit poking out of her 7 year old stained tank top she stole from her meth dealer.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Get the Phoenix Angelmug. When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
by J/M/C June 3, 2023
Get the Dark Champagnemug. An unstoppable force triggered by persistent use of Amphetamines capable on going through doors, not being affected by pepper spray or tasers, and sometimes found naked staring at the floorboards.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Get the Amphetamonstermug. When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Get the Chocolate Rosemug. A girl capable of deepthroating your entire dick while still having enough skill to lick your balls while it is fully inserted.
by J/M/C April 1, 2022
Get the Gluggernautmug. A gator that soaks in Meth contaminated water caused by constant flushing of meth down the toilet during raids. Often found in south Florida.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Get the Meth Gatormug. by J/M/C December 17, 2016
Get the youdictionmug.