Definitions by J/M/C
Dark Champagne
When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
Dark Champagne by J/M/C June 3, 2023
Meth Gator
A gator that soaks in Meth contaminated water caused by constant flushing of meth down the toilet during raids. Often found in south Florida.
Meth Gator by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Amphetamonster
An unstoppable force triggered by persistent use of Amphetamines capable on going through doors, not being affected by pepper spray or tasers, and sometimes found naked staring at the floorboards.
Amphetamonster by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Snow Pecker
Snow Pecker by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Phoenix Angel
A decent looking woman found wandering around downtown Phoenix, Arizona between the hours of 11PM and 4AM unexpectedly high on Angel dust with one tit poking out of her 7 year old stained tank top she stole from her meth dealer.
Phoenix Angel by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Chocolate Rose
When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.
Chocolate Rose by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Chemisphere
The atmospheric air that lingers in a drug operation building similar to the air found in a back woods redneck meth camper full of tweakers that have not showered since they bought their first teenth.
No normal human being has been able to experience what a Chemisphere is like and tweakers cant use computers so we really don't know...
Chemisphere by J/M/C April 1, 2022