Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there
by J/M/C June 03, 2023
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Meth Gator

A gator that soaks in Meth contaminated water caused by constant flushing of meth down the toilet during raids. Often found in south Florida.
DAMN IT CLEM! THERE'S ANOTHER METH GATOR ON THE TRAILER ROOF!
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
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youdiction

Youdiction is the addiction to YouTube and YouTube vlogs.
Jamie thinks Michelle has a youdiction to the vlogs she watches
by J/M/C December 17, 2016
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Gluggernaut

A girl capable of deepthroating your entire dick while still having enough skill to lick your balls while it is fully inserted.
Bro, that chick I met at the bar last night was a Gluggernaut!
by J/M/C April 01, 2022
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Amphetamonster

An unstoppable force triggered by persistent use of Amphetamines capable on going through doors, not being affected by pepper spray or tasers, and sometimes found naked staring at the floorboards.
O boy, Mikes smoking glass, here comes the Amphetamonster.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
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Chemisphere

The atmospheric air that lingers in a drug operation building similar to the air found in a back woods redneck meth camper full of tweakers that have not showered since they bought their first teenth.
No normal human being has been able to experience what a Chemisphere is like and tweakers cant use computers so we really don't know...
by J/M/C April 01, 2022
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Chocolate Rose

When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.
Betty: Why are you walking weird?

Candy: I just gave myself a chocolate rose.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
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