J/M/C's definitions

youdiction

Youdiction is the addiction to YouTube and YouTube vlogs.

Jamie thinks Michelle has a youdiction to the vlogs she watches

by J/M/C December 17, 2016

Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.

Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there

by J/M/C June 3, 2023

Chocolate Rose

When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.

Betty: Why are you walking weird?

Candy: I just gave myself a chocolate rose.

by J/M/C May 31, 2022

Phoenix Angel

A decent looking woman found wandering around downtown Phoenix, Arizona between the hours of 11PM and 4AM unexpectedly high on Angel dust with one tit poking out of her 7 year old stained tank top she stole from her meth dealer.

Bro is that a crack head?

Na bro its a Phoenix Angel!

by J/M/C May 31, 2022

Snow Pecker

The nigger equivalent for Norwegian people.

Look at that Snow Pecker

by J/M/C May 31, 2022

Amphetamonster

An unstoppable force triggered by persistent use of Amphetamines capable on going through doors, not being affected by pepper spray or tasers, and sometimes found naked staring at the floorboards.

O boy, Mikes smoking glass, here comes the Amphetamonster.

by J/M/C May 31, 2022

Meth Gator

A gator that soaks in Meth contaminated water caused by constant flushing of meth down the toilet during raids. Often found in south Florida.

DAMN IT CLEM! THERE'S ANOTHER METH GATOR ON THE TRAILER ROOF!

by J/M/C May 31, 2022