When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
by J/M/C June 3, 2023
Get the Dark Champagnemug. A decent looking woman found wandering around downtown Phoenix, Arizona between the hours of 11PM and 4AM unexpectedly high on Angel dust with one tit poking out of her 7 year old stained tank top she stole from her meth dealer.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Get the Phoenix Angelmug. When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Get the Chocolate Rosemug. The atmospheric air that lingers in a drug operation building similar to the air found in a back woods redneck meth camper full of tweakers that have not showered since they bought their first teenth.
No normal human being has been able to experience what a Chemisphere is like and tweakers cant use computers so we really don't know...
by J/M/C April 1, 2022
Get the Chemispheremug. A gator that soaks in Meth contaminated water caused by constant flushing of meth down the toilet during raids. Often found in south Florida.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Get the Meth Gatormug. A girl capable of deepthroating your entire dick while still having enough skill to lick your balls while it is fully inserted.
by J/M/C April 1, 2022
Get the Gluggernautmug. by J/M/C December 17, 2016
Get the youdictionmug.