Definitions by Iwasinurmom

baggatarius 

Like Sagittarius but for menaces

Hey my boy John over there he is smashing 10 dads a day and he’s a baggatarius

baggatarius by Iwasinurmom May 4, 2022

Boner 

A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate

I have a boner did

Boner by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021

Squirrel woman 

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

Squirrel woman by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Ur mom 

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

Ur mom by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Piano

A dildo u put in ur ass

John: I pianoed last night and I didn’t use anal stretching cream

Piano by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Red chairing 

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

Red chairing by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Red chair 

A chair that is the color red

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair

Red chair by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021