Boner

A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate

I have a boner did

by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021

Piano

A dildo u put in ur ass

John: I pianoed last night and I didn’t use anal stretching cream

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Ur Sister

The person I did last night

John: I saw u in my house last night
Carmine: yea I was doing ur sister
John: GET THE FUCK OVER HEAR

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Red chair

A chair that is the color red

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

baggatarius

Like Sagittarius but for menaces

Hey my boy John over there he is smashing 10 dads a day and he’s a baggatarius

by Iwasinurmom May 4, 2022

Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021