24 definitions by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍
We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 24, 2018
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What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 2, 2019
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When you pee,poo,and cum at the same time then triumphantly arch your arms like wings flapping wildly as you walk away from the mess left on the dirty mate of your choosing.
I sat and watched as Justin gave Jessica the dirty gull as he flapped his arms like wings and walked away the mess was significant and apparently exhilarating!
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damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
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A beautiful girl that leaves you dazed and confused like you dropped something that you didn't even know you did and she picked it up for you,Her eyes will penetrate your soul and leave you mystified as like staring into the sunset. her mystery also exceeds her beauty with many things about her you're not going to know unless you want to be fully spellbound with her social butterfly attractiveness she can melt anyone with her beautiful body and attractive mind!
hey have you met SIRI of Sequim Omai God that girls got it going on I can't even think straight any more I know what to do maybe should I send her flowers what should I do I don't know what to do ,Maybe take her to Casino?
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breaker bypass
the breaker would not reset so i added the two hot wires across the panel top to bottom resulting in breaker bypass with no breaker between the circuit!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 28, 2022
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Chick found a new rooster,lady is riding a new stud ect..
Sam gotta new rod !she hasn’t left it alone yet she seems to be enjoying herself!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019
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