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juice boxed

juice boxed is when oral is properly given to a woman and she gets extremely wet after a short time offering the giver splendid juice to gently sip.
It was such a delicious juice boxed night I skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch! Princess juice box is the most beautiful and delicious ever!!! Yum!!!!
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dirty gull

When you pee,poo,and cum at the same time then triumphantly arch your arms like wings flapping wildly as you walk away from the mess left on the dirty mate of your choosing.
I sat and watched as Justin gave Jessica the dirty gull as he flapped his arms like wings and walked away the mess was significant and apparently exhilarating!
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SLUTZILLA

SLUTZILLA is a slut or skank of a town who has fucked and sucked the majority of the population from young to old and even the mentally challenged
Who was that SLUTZILLA that was in the parking lot sucking off the handicapped bag boy from safeway ? I see her at the bar the other day doing the same thing with a few of the old guys!
Dude that’s Crystal she is the SLUTZILLA in this town so don’t get anywhere near her she is pure evil and will give you a STD most likely!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself September 18, 2019
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butter mop

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍
We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower
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Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.
Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!
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snack powered push up

Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!
Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 10, 2019
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Fucking really

What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 2, 2019
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