snack powered push up

Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!
Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 10, 2019
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leggo my bag hoe

When is your turn and someone else is taking too much time!
For fucks sake’s Jeremy leggo my bag hoe! I’ve been waiting over 2 hours!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019
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gotta new rod

Chick found a new rooster,lady is riding a new stud ect..
Sam gotta new rod !she hasn’t left it alone yet she seems to be enjoying herself!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019
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watermelon hormone

damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
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big enough to burn diesel

When a person is larger than big boned and more than simply obese or a fatass they are big enough to burn diesel !!!
Damn you see that bitch she was fucking huge she’s big enough to burn diesel !

I wouldn’t want to be under that for any reason.
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butter mop

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍
We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 24, 2018
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Fucking really

What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 02, 2019
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