Hair

Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?

Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.

by Iwantfrineds December 31, 2019

Dourenenophobia

Noun - The phobia of doors. This is possibly triggered by being hit in the face by doors, whether by someone slamming in your face or by sheer "miscalculations".

Doctor A: You got a full patient load?
Doctor B: No, just a guy who wants to cure his dourenenophobia.
Doctor A: Good luck with that. The first obstacle is getting him in your office...

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Nesalphecilia

Noun - the feeling you receive when you jam an object, typically the unsharpened end of a pencil, up your nose. Not to be confused with forced blockage of the nasal passageway.

"I, for a second, felt a sensation of comforting nesalphecilia in my left nostril before my mother yelled at me to remove the pencil from my nose."

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Hallettrome

Noun - A letter of any alphabet that is symmetrical when cut in any direction, be it lengthwise or other.

Uppercase A is a hallettrome when split from the top. Lowercase X is one as well, but this time both length- and width-wise

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

You

A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.

John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...

by Iwantfrineds September 05, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A cancerous site I probably should not be on, and neither should you.

Don’t use Urban Dictionary, son. It’s cursed.

by Iwantfrineds December 22, 2020

Shroomer

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023