Iwannariot's definitions
Well.......to almost everyone of the worlds population believe adidas to be the brand name for the 3 stripped sports attire and footwear, but unfortunately all those fuckers are stoopid eediot’s and complete mongotoids!!
The true definition, but it has been abbreviated to ‘adidas’ to be easier to use in conversation is............’another dudette I devirginised analy Saturday’
Hopefully to most people out there it’s self explanatory!!
The true definition, but it has been abbreviated to ‘adidas’ to be easier to use in conversation is............’another dudette I devirginised analy Saturday’
Hopefully to most people out there it’s self explanatory!!
“Dude, who’s that sexy assed cute punk chick you’ve just been chatting with” dude asked as he pulled the door open for Svens adult book shop.
Cheekily smiling I replied “well.....last weekend when your bird had you decorating because your a soft submissive twat!! My weekends fun turned out to be just ‘adidas’ dude!! “
“ you absolute lucky fucker dude” dude acknowledged with surprise “and she’s a little stunner!”
Cheekily smiling I replied “well.....last weekend when your bird had you decorating because your a soft submissive twat!! My weekends fun turned out to be just ‘adidas’ dude!! “
“ you absolute lucky fucker dude” dude acknowledged with surprise “and she’s a little stunner!”
by Iwannariot April 11, 2020
Get the adidasmug. An extremely rude way to describe a rather unpleasant person.
Self explanatory really.........unless your a complete dumb fuck!!!
Self explanatory really.........unless your a complete dumb fuck!!!
“Dude, URA KUNT” I shouted as dude walked in
“Why???” Dude replied looking gobsmacked
“Just fucking because!!!” Answering him shaking my head
“Why???” Dude replied looking gobsmacked
“Just fucking because!!!” Answering him shaking my head
by Iwannariot April 23, 2020
Get the URA KUNTmug. To define the words ‘oily danglers’ you’ll probably have to close your eyes and think of a time when those perfect fantastic foreign women bask topless coating themselves with that oil based suntan lotion making them glisten and look so delightfully succulent you just want to help apply the lotion.
Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.
Or
Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.
Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.
Or
Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.
“What the fuckers is wrong with you dude?” I asked dude as his jaw dropped, his eyes popped out and then drool started dripping.
Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.
Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.
by Iwannariot October 27, 2020
Get the Oily danglersmug. “Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”
by Iwannariot March 14, 2019
Get the Trumpet griefmug. A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.
Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.
Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.
Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”
by Iwannariot November 11, 2019
Get the horsewankmug.