12 definitions by Iwannariot

‘I love you
This is true,

But baby,

I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)

The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
“Lady Demeter.......she’s a restless soul, trouble boundTim Armstrong wrote!!
by Iwannariot October 23, 2019
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Darling your fanny has just produced one mammoth Kuntbubble, your ace!!!!
by Iwannariot March 8, 2018
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The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
by Iwannariot October 23, 2019
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Well.......to almost everyone of the worlds population believe adidas to be the brand name for the 3 stripped sports attire and footwear, but unfortunately all those fuckers are stoopid eediot’s and complete mongotoids!!

The true definition, but it has been abbreviated to ‘adidas’ to be easier to use in conversation is............’another dudette I devirginised analy Saturday’
Hopefully to most people out there it’s self explanatory!!
“Dude, who’s that sexy assed cute punk chick you’ve just been chatting with” dude asked as he pulled the door open for Svens adult book shop.

Cheekily smiling I replied “well.....last weekend when your bird had you decorating because your a soft submissive twat!! My weekends fun turned out to be just ‘adidas’ dude!! “

“ you absolute lucky fucker dude” dude acknowledged with surprise “and she’s a little stunner!”
by Iwannariot April 11, 2020
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A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.

Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.

Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”
by Iwannariot November 11, 2019
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