Definitions by Iwannariot

Mongotoid

The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.

“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂

Mongotoid by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

gemz 

Nick-name for a girl who is amazingly perfect, ridiculously beautiful, adventurous, cute, extremely sexy and very very cheeky. Gemz is perfect. She has a smile that would melt the blackest of hearts. She is loyal, loving and wears her heart on her sleeve. She is extremely rare and incredibly precious.

Upset gemz and you will definitely know about it!!

The love I have for gemz shines brighter than a thousand starlit nights.

gemz by Iwannariot April 23, 2019

Cyclist tipping 

When a cyclist stops at a junction or red light and tries to keep balance without placing feet on ground. Very similar to cow tipping, window down and push.

“Dude, You see him trying to keep balance on peddles........roll down window.......fucking CYCLIST TIPPING is AWESOME!!!! Stupid peddle wanker!!”

Cyclist tipping by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

Trumpet grief 

When mr grief steals your trumpet

“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”

Trumpet grief by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

kuntbubble 

A bubble blown out of ones fanny

Darling your fanny has just produced one mammoth Kuntbubble, your ace!!!!

kuntbubble by Iwannariot March 8, 2018