Pork clarinet

a penis
"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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roly-poly pud

a penis
"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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conceal the saveloy

To masturbate
"Let's all conceal the saveloy!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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Trouser mole

a penis
"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"
by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024
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One-eyed zipper rat

a penis
"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"
by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024
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go barmy with the salami

To masturbate
"Let's go barmy with the salami"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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Guided muscle

a penis
"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."
by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024
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