Isaac Taylor's definitions
A math teacher's best friend who always seems to go missing in every class. You have to find X by solving equations in which X will be substituting for one of the numbers. If you solve the equation, you have officially beat life.
Mark: I can't believe Mr. Smith asked us to find X, it's like he never shows up to class
Ryan: Where could he be this time?
Mark: I dunno, probably in Question 1
Ryan: Where could he be this time?
Mark: I dunno, probably in Question 1
by Isaac Taylor August 21, 2019
Get the Xmug. An American military installation that has been rumored to contain alien life within its premises, a popular focusing point for conspiracy theorists. Has also become the primary point for raids across the world.
Jason: What do you think they hide within Area 51?
Mike: I dunno, aliens?
Jason: I want to storm Area 51 to find what they hide there
Mike: If you do, and you return, you're a fucking legend
Mike: I dunno, aliens?
Jason: I want to storm Area 51 to find what they hide there
Mike: If you do, and you return, you're a fucking legend
by Isaac Taylor July 17, 2019
Get the Area 51mug. A certain basketball player that is often featured on the Shaqtin' a Fool segment of Inside the NBA. He often fucks up in ways that Shaquille O'Neal laughs at. He currently plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, and has won 2 NBA championships.
You won't believe who Shaq put at #1 on Shaqtin' a Fool last night. It was the man himself, JaFail McGee
by Isaac Taylor June 13, 2019
Get the JaFail McGeemug. The greatest Mario Bros. character ever. He is the most overpowered assist trophy in Smash and the best racer in Mario Kart. Without the pointy-chinned god in purple, nobody would even care about any of the games in the Mario Bros. franchise
Anonymous Loser: Mario is the best character in the Mario Bros. franchise because he is the title character of the greatest video game in the history of video games
Me, an intellectual: Waluigi number one, oh yeah
Me, an intellectual: Waluigi number one, oh yeah
by Isaac Taylor August 31, 2019
Get the Waluigimug. When somebody slips an ibuprofen into your root beer (preferably IBC) and watches you collapse due to the side effect of drowsiness. They then proceed to draw a stupid-looking mustache on your face with a Sharpie. Great for parties, not so great for date nights
Jason: Yo, did you see Lorenzo last night at the party? The dude had the funniest looking mustache ever
Mike: I heard somebody slipped two Ibuprofen pills in his root beer because he wouldn't drink the vodka
Jason: So, he was IBCuprofened
Mike: Totally
Mike: I heard somebody slipped two Ibuprofen pills in his root beer because he wouldn't drink the vodka
Jason: So, he was IBCuprofened
Mike: Totally
by Isaac Taylor September 20, 2019
Get the IBCuprofenmug. A very memorable character in the movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan". Borat is a journalist from the nation of Kazakhstan who goes to America and tries to marry Pamela Anderson.
by Isaac Taylor July 24, 2019
Get the Boratmug. An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.
Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019
Get the Tom Bradymug.