Definitions by Isaac Taylor

IBCuprofen 

When somebody slips an ibuprofen into your root beer (preferably IBC) and watches you collapse due to the side effect of drowsiness. They then proceed to draw a stupid-looking mustache on your face with a Sharpie. Great for parties, not so great for date nights

Jason: Yo, did you see Lorenzo last night at the party? The dude had the funniest looking mustache ever
Mike: I heard somebody slipped two Ibuprofen pills in his root beer because he wouldn't drink the vodka
Jason: So, he was IBCuprofened
Mike: Totally

IBCuprofen by Isaac Taylor September 20, 2019

Waluigi 

The greatest Mario Bros. character ever. He is the most overpowered assist trophy in Smash and the best racer in Mario Kart. Without the pointy-chinned god in purple, nobody would even care about any of the games in the Mario Bros. franchise

Anonymous Loser: Mario is the best character in the Mario Bros. franchise because he is the title character of the greatest video game in the history of video games
Me, an intellectual: Waluigi number one, oh yeah

Waluigi by Isaac Taylor August 31, 2019

X

A math teacher's best friend who always seems to go missing in every class. You have to find X by solving equations in which X will be substituting for one of the numbers. If you solve the equation, you have officially beat life.

Mark: I can't believe Mr. Smith asked us to find X, it's like he never shows up to class
Ryan: Where could he be this time?
Mark: I dunno, probably in Question 1

X by Isaac Taylor August 21, 2019

Saxual Intercourse 

When you have sex while playing a saxophone. The saxophone can be played by either partner, and 69 is not an allowed position.

I just laid Bill Clinton with some serious saxual intercourse last night

Saxual Intercourse by Isaac Taylor July 29, 2019

Tom Brady 

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.

Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady

Tom Brady by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019

Borat

A very memorable character in the movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan". Borat is a journalist from the nation of Kazakhstan who goes to America and tries to marry Pamela Anderson.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Borat and Pamela Anderson would make a great couple?

Borat by Isaac Taylor July 24, 2019

Area 51 

An American military installation that has been rumored to contain alien life within its premises, a popular focusing point for conspiracy theorists. Has also become the primary point for raids across the world.

Jason: What do you think they hide within Area 51?
Mike: I dunno, aliens?
Jason: I want to storm Area 51 to find what they hide there
Mike: If you do, and you return, you're a fucking legend

Area 51 by Isaac Taylor July 17, 2019