The greatest Mario Bros. character ever. He is the most overpowered assist trophy in Smash and the best racer in Mario Kart. Without the pointy-chinned god in purple, nobody would even care about any of the games in the Mario Bros. franchise
Anonymous Loser: Mario is the best character in the Mario Bros. franchise because he is the title character of the greatest video game in the history of video games
Me, an intellectual: Waluigi number one, oh yeah
Me, an intellectual: Waluigi number one, oh yeah
by Isaac Taylor August 31, 2019
When somebody slips an ibuprofen into your root beer (preferably IBC) and watches you collapse due to the side effect of drowsiness. They then proceed to draw a stupid-looking mustache on your face with a Sharpie. Great for parties, not so great for date nights
Jason: Yo, did you see Lorenzo last night at the party? The dude had the funniest looking mustache ever
Mike: I heard somebody slipped two Ibuprofen pills in his root beer because he wouldn't drink the vodka
Jason: So, he was IBCuprofened
Mike: Totally
Mike: I heard somebody slipped two Ibuprofen pills in his root beer because he wouldn't drink the vodka
Jason: So, he was IBCuprofened
Mike: Totally
by Isaac Taylor September 20, 2019
A certain basketball player that is often featured on the Shaqtin' a Fool segment of Inside the NBA. He often fucks up in ways that Shaquille O'Neal laughs at. He currently plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, and has won 2 NBA championships.
You won't believe who Shaq put at #1 on Shaqtin' a Fool last night. It was the man himself, JaFail McGee
by Isaac Taylor June 13, 2019
A math teacher's best friend who always seems to go missing in every class. You have to find X by solving equations in which X will be substituting for one of the numbers. If you solve the equation, you have officially beat life.
Mark: I can't believe Mr. Smith asked us to find X, it's like he never shows up to class
Ryan: Where could he be this time?
Mark: I dunno, probably in Question 1
Ryan: Where could he be this time?
Mark: I dunno, probably in Question 1
by Isaac Taylor August 21, 2019
An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.
Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019
by Isaac Taylor June 12, 2019
When you have sex while playing a saxophone. The saxophone can be played by either partner, and 69 is not an allowed position.
by Isaac Taylor July 29, 2019