Isaac Taylor's definitions

Area 51

An American military installation that has been rumored to contain alien life within its premises, a popular focusing point for conspiracy theorists. Has also become the primary point for raids across the world.

Jason: What do you think they hide within Area 51?
Mike: I dunno, aliens?
Jason: I want to storm Area 51 to find what they hide there
Mike: If you do, and you return, you're a fucking legend

by Isaac Taylor July 17, 2019

Borat

A very memorable character in the movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan". Borat is a journalist from the nation of Kazakhstan who goes to America and tries to marry Pamela Anderson.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Borat and Pamela Anderson would make a great couple?

by Isaac Taylor July 24, 2019

Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.

Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady

by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019

Saxual Intercourse

When you have sex while playing a saxophone. The saxophone can be played by either partner, and 69 is not an allowed position.

I just laid Bill Clinton with some serious saxual intercourse last night

by Isaac Taylor July 29, 2019

Karen

Your ex-wife that took the fucking kids.

I just settled my divorce with Karen, and now my kids are gone

by Isaac Taylor June 12, 2019

JaFail McGee

A certain basketball player that is often featured on the Shaqtin' a Fool segment of Inside the NBA. He often fucks up in ways that Shaquille O'Neal laughs at. He currently plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, and has won 2 NBA championships.

You won't believe who Shaq put at #1 on Shaqtin' a Fool last night. It was the man himself, JaFail McGee

by Isaac Taylor June 13, 2019

IBCuprofen

When somebody slips an ibuprofen into your root beer (preferably IBC) and watches you collapse due to the side effect of drowsiness. They then proceed to draw a stupid-looking mustache on your face with a Sharpie. Great for parties, not so great for date nights

Jason: Yo, did you see Lorenzo last night at the party? The dude had the funniest looking mustache ever
Mike: I heard somebody slipped two Ibuprofen pills in his root beer because he wouldn't drink the vodka
Jason: So, he was IBCuprofened
Mike: Totally

by Isaac Taylor September 20, 2019