Definitions by Isaac

marchitecture 

A portmanteau of "marketing" and "architecture". The result when the marketing department of a tech company has an excessive hand in the design of a product, often to the detriment of performance, though usually for the explicit purpose of driving the sale price up. Popularized by The Inquirer.

1. Does "centrino" actually do anything or is it just a piece of marchitecture?

2. Apple's OSX is totally being loaded down with marchitecture.

marchitecture by Isaac February 19, 2005

chimpzilla

AMD. (from The Inquirer). Compare to chipzilla.

We all wonder when chimpzilla's stock price will overtake chipzilla's

chimpzilla by Isaac February 19, 2005

Club Des Jeunes 

v,n- to fondle the genitals (to have a massive wank)
Abbr- CDJ,Club.

1. I need a club des jeunes.
2. I just had an excellent, explosive club.
2. That is some fine clubbin' lady.
4.Did you have a CDJ last night?
5.

Club Des Jeunes by Isaac December 19, 2004

poot

the person formerly known as the rook/kardiac kid/the phantom.

my name is poot.-as said by poot

poot by isaac December 14, 2004

linux 

linux is an operating system (os)... it does run faster then windows xp, atleast on my computer... though, it could still use many improvements.. if linux gets mouse gestures before windows puts out longhorn, windows could very well die....

yea...this is the example asshole

linux by Isaac October 9, 2004

Mealah 

A cute music major who likes to Microwave Peeps.

That is totally a Melah girl.

Mealah by Isaac April 4, 2004

marines 

Acronym for:
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
ESsential

Do now, think later

marines by Isaac March 19, 2004