InvaderInvader's definitions

redcup news

the world's most annoying, god awful, copyright infringing, submission begging, and clout chasing barstool clone.

no one cares if redcup news decided to rank your college town as the 20th best in the country. go pay your admins more.

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

Kelly Loeffler

World's biggest fag who never thinks of average people and is somehow in the United States Senate

No senator is like Kelly Loeffler. She's an oldfag handpicked from the oldest anarchy server in minecraft to the youngest fascist senate in real life

by InvaderInvader November 21, 2020

binding arbitration

The latest in Corporate America’s sadly successful attempts to undermine democracy and make themselves above the law.

All disputes must be revolved by binding arbitration. You agree to waive your right to a trial by jury and that the judge will be this rigged-ass old man paid off by the company.

by InvaderInvader August 23, 2021

Greg Abbott

Term for anyone who raped and had sex with your mother last night and is trying to prevent them for aborting the new baby, especially someone with half the state of Texas as their fan club. Named after an asshole who passed a heartbeat act during his tenure as governor

All of the sudden Greg Abbott swoops in and financially collapses my mother, and by extension me.

by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

you have lost connection to the server

When you are kicked for flying on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

2b2t.org is without a doubt, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft. Some say that on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, you can't get kicked for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, but in reality, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, 2b2t.org, kicks you for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft by claiming that you have lost connection to the server.

by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020

hermeticlock

2b2t player with a hilariously large ad budget. (taken verbatim from his instagram bio)

that feeling when oldfags get hermeticlock ads in their insta

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2020

class action lawsuit

A way of suing a corporation for big money and something increasingly corporations wish to deprive you of via their Terms of Service

Alt Definition: Legalese for a bunch of sons of a single bitch to come together and all fuck their bitch-ass mother at once

TikTok was able to settle the class action lawsuit before they would have to pay EVEN MORE money to everybody

by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021