Into Thee Abyss's definitions

GBWPGHPQ

Gonna be watching pre-game here pretty quick.

Sean & Jeremy: Hey Oliver, do you want to play Borderlands?
Oliver: No.I'm GBWPGHPQ!

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

Dodgecock

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.

Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

Dane Cook

A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.

Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

It's not delivery

The event of the pizza boy stealing your wife.

Ian: I can't believe it wasn't delivery.
Ian: Dear Diary, today I found out it's not delivery, it's fucking my wife.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010