Westboro Baptist Church

An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.

Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.

by Intelligence001 July 01, 2016

you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

by Intelligence001 September 05, 2019

Frankenstein

A mad scientist from the Mary Shelley novel of the same name who created a beast out of several human body parts recovered from a cemetery. Contrary to popular belief, the monster in question is not named Frankenstein. In fact, the creature isn't named at all.

"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people."

by Intelligence001 March 11, 2017

scots

A Scottish person. They are known for being belligerent, foul-mouthed, and would happily say yes to a whisky.

Show yer damned respect towards the Scots, or else I'll gut ye with me bare hands, ya wee laddie!

by Intelligence001 March 13, 2017

hall of cost

The way complete dumbasses who never payed attention in school spell Holocaust.

Person 1: When I learned about the hall of cost in school, I was so sad.
Person 2: Why are you people acting like the world's only messed up now? What about Slavery? What about the hall of cost? What is with you people?
Person 3: Do either of you know how stupid you both sound?

by Intelligence001 December 01, 2016

meaty oaker

How idiots spell mediocre.

Person 1: I feel so meaty oaker sometimes
Person 2: Ever heard of a dictionary?

by Intelligence001 September 13, 2017

Woke

Original/Actual definition: To be aware of the severity of major social issues, such as racial inequality and financial corruption.

Current/Misused definition: Anything a right-winger doesn't like, especially in movies or/TV shows. (Don't ask.)

Actual definition: I was never aware of the disparity between the Upper and Middle Classes. Consider me woke!

Right-wing definition: This movie has one black person in it! GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!

by Intelligence001 March 03, 2023