Intelligence001's definitions

fingersnap of doom

A fingersnap that can, will, and probably has, turn half of the universe's life forms into dust.

Shit! The giant angry grape man is gonna do the fingersnap of doom!

by Intelligence001 April 26, 2019

rot in a sack

A general insult for when someone exhausts your patience really quickly.

Okay, uh, I'll tell you what. You can rot in a sack for all I care. Good-bye.
Wait, don't leave!
ROT! IN A SACK!

by Intelligence001 February 3, 2019

Jehovah

The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.

Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*

by Intelligence001 January 29, 2019

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019

prepare to die

The tagline of the game Dark Souls.

Protip: They aren't kidding.

Guy 1: Played some Dark Souls the other day.
Guy 2: How'd it go.
Guy 1: When the box said, "prepare to die," it turned out they were serious.

by Intelligence001 January 18, 2018

meaty oaker

How idiots spell mediocre.

Person 1: I feel so meaty oaker sometimes
Person 2: Ever heard of a dictionary?

by Intelligence001 September 13, 2017

smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017