Intelligence001's definitions

hall of cost

The way complete dumbasses who never payed attention in school spell Holocaust.

Person 1: When I learned about the hall of cost in school, I was so sad.
Person 2: Why are you people acting like the world's only messed up now? What about Slavery? What about the hall of cost? What is with you people?
Person 3: Do either of you know how stupid you both sound?

by Intelligence001 December 1, 2016

Sun

Big glowing thing in the sky during the day, genius.

If you're looking up the sun on this site, you should probably go outside more often.

by Intelligence001 May 18, 2017

Arrow

Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016

brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-

"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

mummy

The reason I don't screw with pyramids.

DO NOT ENTER THE PYRAMID, OR FACE THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY!

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

Westboro Baptist Church

An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.

Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.

by Intelligence001 July 1, 2016

homophobia

Complete horseshit.

Homophobia? Fresh out of the horse's anus.

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016