Definitions by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b

your 

The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.

Me: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base? Tell me more.

your by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

it's

How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".

Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.

it's by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

Mozilla 

Decent open-source web browser spawned from Netscape, but is now better than Netscape. It is standards compliant and could be considered the father of Firefox.

Mozilla > Morse code > Internet Explorer

Mozilla by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 11, 2004

Illiterate Bastards 

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

Illiterate Bastards by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004

Idiot Exploiter 

The worst browser ever, invented by Satan himself.

Idiot Exploiter makes Baby Jesus cry.

Idiot Exploiter by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.

If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.

Outhouse Express by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Netscape 

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

Everything else Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

Netscape by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004