Urban Dictionary: it's

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How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".

Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.

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by Francesco II March 20, 2021

The singular third-person neutral possessive. Often confused by semi-literates with "it's," which is a contraction of "it is."

Its depressing how smacktarded people are nowadays. I blame Dubya.

by smacktard April 27, 2003

(1) It is.
(2) It has.

N.B. Not to be confused with "its," which is the possessive of "it."

(1) Contact. It's the answer.
(2) It's been real slow 'round here since the new sheriff arrived.

WRONG: The dog wagged it's tail.

by ASP November 17, 2003

Ohhh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!

Scalawag.

It's = "It's gonna blow!"
Its = "Its fangs are seven feet long."

by Chmera April 09, 2008

Contraction for "it is".
NOT the possessive form of "it". Like "yours", "hers", etc., the possessive form of "it" is "its", with no apostrophe.

Yes: "It's a rabid dog."
No: "Be careful of it's teeth."

by Frungy March 31, 2008

A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

"It's..."
"Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)

by aaronak April 12, 2006