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Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.
Everything else Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
mugGet the Netscapemug.

Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004
mugGet the Illiterate Bastardsmug.

dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
mugGet the dial-upmug.

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

NOTE: I re-submitted this because of a typo in the last version.
Everything else > Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005
mugGet the Netscapemug.

P-Gage

The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.
Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
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alot

1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.
1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. Ispilledalotofcoffeeonmyspacebar.
mugGet the alotmug.

Links

A text-mode browser for Unix/Linux and Windows.
Links just delivers text without the fancy pictures.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
mugGet the Linksmug.

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