Konqueror

Open-source browser made by the people who brought us KDE. Safari uses its KHTML engine.
Konqueror could use a Windows version to help crush Internet Explorer.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004
mugGet the Konquerormug.

ahold

1. Illiterate spelling of a hold.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a hold.
1. liek i knt gt ahold o sum krak1!1111!111

2. Ican'tgetaholdofanewkeyboard.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005
mugGet the aholdmug.

ß

A German ligature that originally stood for 'sz', but can be transliterated as 'ss'. It is never found in Swiss German. It looks like a B, but sounds like an S. Compare to the boring language known as English, which only has the ligatures Æ and Œ, which are rarely used.
Face it, English is a boring language, and the chance of a cool ligature like ß entering it are zero to one million.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005
mugGet the ßmug.

dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004
mugGet the dial-upmug.

P-Gage

The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.
Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004
mugGet the P-Gagemug.

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

NOTE: I re-submitted this because of a typo in the last version.
Everything else > Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005
mugGet the Netscapemug.

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.
Everything else Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004
mugGet the Netscapemug.