Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004

Ø

An O with a stroke through it used in Danish. It looks cool, but unfortunately is not used in English. What a pity.

Ø is cool, but Þ and ß are much cooler.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005

alwrong

What the word alright is.

The English language is degrading. Let's speak German.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

MNG

A file type one would _think_ makes animated GIFs nearly obsolete, but instead doesn't have much support.

MNG barely has any support, and isn't very well known. It's a shame, really.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b March 21, 2005

alot

1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.

1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. Ispilledalotofcoffeeonmyspacebar.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

Links

A text-mode browser for Unix/Linux and Windows.

Links just delivers text without the fancy pictures.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

PAR

1. An idiot's name for AR (Action Replay), a cheat device made by Datel for many systems.

2. A cheat device for SNES, which people think is also made for Game Boy Advance, GCN, XBox, PS2, etc., hence number 1.

3. The worst you can do in golf without doing bad (i.e. getting a bogey).

1. OMG i u3s t3h p4r 2 ch337!!!11

2. See number 1.

3. A par is no birdie.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b September 21, 2004