allesexual

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.

Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.

by Insanity Claus July 04, 2019

Unawarewolf

A Werewolf that doesn't now he is a werewolf

Jim: Don't tell Lon that he is a werewolf.
Jon: Why?
Jim: Because he's an unawarewolf? It should be a process of self discovery?

by Insanity Claus July 04, 2020

Real News

A state sanctioned News Source. A News source that is an political organ of the state. A News Source that is friendly to the state. The American equivalent to Russia's Pravda, a state-run news source whose name means "the truth".

FOX News is the only News I listen to, it's Real News

by Insanity Claus April 10, 2019

1776

An American sex act where you stick a bald eagle up someone's ass

She said she liked Americans, so I gave her a 1776

by Insanity Claus November 26, 2018