Insanity Claus's definitions

1776

An American sex act where you stick a bald eagle up someone's ass

She said she liked Americans, so I gave her a 1776

by Insanity Claus November 26, 2018

Real News

A state sanctioned News Source. A News source that is an political organ of the state. A News Source that is friendly to the state. The American equivalent to Russia's Pravda, a state-run news source whose name means "the truth".

FOX News is the only News I listen to, it's Real News

by Insanity Claus April 10, 2019

allesexual

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.

Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.

by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019

Unawarewolf

A Werewolf that doesn't now he is a werewolf

Jim: Don't tell Lon that he is a werewolf.
Jon: Why?
Jim: Because he's an unawarewolf? It should be a process of self discovery?

by Insanity Claus July 3, 2020