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A mullet. Generally greasy, unruly, or dirty, as one can picture on the driver of an old El Camino. Also common in conjunction with a mustache.
by Indomitable798 September 6, 2010
Get the El Camino Headrestmug. When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, or more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do to get out without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things girls do, whether they mean it or not.
Kayla told me we were just friends when I asked her out. I told her I couldn't bear to see her find someone else so she shouldn't call me again. Saved my ass from the friendzone.
by Indomitable798 September 28, 2010
Get the friendzonemug. Harder, more expensive, and less fun than a normal, less pompous college.
Also a great place to breed racist thoughts toward asians, arabs, and indians; all of whom are considerable population groups and all of which are annoying and easily defeat whitey in the classroom.
Finally, don't expect to get laid much at university because the only girls who go there are the awkward, ugly, or otherwise socially inept girls who have given themselves over the the book long ago.
And once you graduate, you scramble for a job against thousands of similar candidates from other universities, ultimately landing an underpaying job you don't like to pay off your $150,000 debt.
Also a great place to breed racist thoughts toward asians, arabs, and indians; all of whom are considerable population groups and all of which are annoying and easily defeat whitey in the classroom.
Finally, don't expect to get laid much at university because the only girls who go there are the awkward, ugly, or otherwise socially inept girls who have given themselves over the the book long ago.
And once you graduate, you scramble for a job against thousands of similar candidates from other universities, ultimately landing an underpaying job you don't like to pay off your $150,000 debt.
by Indomitable798 October 3, 2010
Get the Universitymug. A rare phenomena when the same song is playing on two or more radio stations simultaneously. Can be very irritating when searching for good music because it usually occurs with the latest generation of pop or poon tunes.
by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010
Get the deja tunemug. Pop, hip-hop, and sometimes rap music that is about a person's unusually strong sex drive. Typically sung by a rich African American who utilizes autotune and excessive bass to forge talent. This music comes in 'generations,' which last about a month and result in 5-6 poon tunes being played constantly on the radio, then are totally forgotten. Also known as "koon tunes."
Song in question is a poon tune if it contains or is about the following words: girl, tonight, shorty (shawwwty), fine, body, bed, <insert sexual body part here>, club, dance, baby, love
by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010
Get the Poon Tunemug. 1. A person who has yet to have sex. Generally thought of as a good thing for women, yet considered a weakness by some in men. Can also be characterized by awkward quirks in speech and behavior in men in their late teens or older.
2. An alcoholic drink with no alcohol. Usually consumed by those under 21 who are not in college.
3. A record company
4. Aspiring private space tourism company. Good luck to em.
2. An alcoholic drink with no alcohol. Usually consumed by those under 21 who are not in college.
3. A record company
4. Aspiring private space tourism company. Good luck to em.
Bill is overly polite to the point of being creepy and seems to be on edge 24/7. He obviously doesn't want to be a virgin anymore.
I'll have a virgin rum and coke please.
30 Seconds to Mars was signed by Virgin Records.
I've booked a suborbital flight with Virgin Galactic for $250,000 in 5 years.
I'll have a virgin rum and coke please.
30 Seconds to Mars was signed by Virgin Records.
I've booked a suborbital flight with Virgin Galactic for $250,000 in 5 years.
by Indomitable798 October 1, 2010
Get the Virginmug. The interesting looking red impressions made on your butt/leg when sitting on a textured surface for a long period of time.
Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
We sat down on the pool deck and listened to our coach talk for 30 minutes. By the end, I had waffle ass from the tiles on the floor
by Indomitable798 June 16, 2009
Get the Waffle Assmug.