Friend1: *sees something hilarious*
Friend1: Sends to Friend2 (DM, SMS, carrier pigeon, etc)
Friend2: "LMMFBO!"
Friend1: Sends to Friend2 (DM, SMS, carrier pigeon, etc)
Friend2: "LMMFBO!"
by ImperialFleet1 February 17, 2023
Icicles attached to a manly beard. They may even swing to and fro depending upon the size of the beardcicle, the length of the beard hair, wind velocity, and level of activity.
Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.
Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.
After chopping and stacking three cords of Oak firewood during the 5°F snowstorm, Octavius decided to go snowshoeing during which his beardcicles swung together clinking like empty beer mugs as he moved.
by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015
A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.
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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011
adjective, noun
1. The reckless, high-velocity act of launching yourself out of life’s chaos, sometimes literally, like unbuckling your seatbelt and flooring it into a wall, or tying a rope to a sturdy ceiling fan and stepping off. Mainstreamed by MandatoryFunDay on YouTube, it’s the urge to yeet yourself forever into the void, but also the choice to swerve away from it with +10 agility.
2. A darkly ironic state of mind where you flirt with self-destruction but flex your mental grip to keep running past it. It’s about outpacing the impulse to crash out for good.
#MandatoryFunDay #YeetLife #MentalAgility #DarkHumor #SelfDodge #CeilingFanVibes #SeatbeltOff
1. The reckless, high-velocity act of launching yourself out of life’s chaos, sometimes literally, like unbuckling your seatbelt and flooring it into a wall, or tying a rope to a sturdy ceiling fan and stepping off. Mainstreamed by MandatoryFunDay on YouTube, it’s the urge to yeet yourself forever into the void, but also the choice to swerve away from it with +10 agility.
2. A darkly ironic state of mind where you flirt with self-destruction but flex your mental grip to keep running past it. It’s about outpacing the impulse to crash out for good.
#MandatoryFunDay #YeetLife #MentalAgility #DarkHumor #SelfDodge #CeilingFanVibes #SeatbeltOff
Example 1: "Staring at the ceiling fan, I felt the forever yeet calling—but I grabbed my hoodie and dodged that vibe instead."
Example 2: "He’s forever yeet material—unbuckled and speeding—but he’s still here, laughing it off."
Example 2: "He’s forever yeet material—unbuckled and speeding—but he’s still here, laughing it off."
by ImperialFleet1 March 17, 2025
Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.
Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.
by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015
Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.
by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009
According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016