FAGATY

FAGATY 1 . adjective: unrestricted faux over-sensitivity; overbearing; manipulative; indifferent. Purposefully Machiavellian and Orwellian in nature.

2. acronym:
Facebook
Apple
Google
Amazon
Twitter
Youtube
When big tech companies censor someone or some organization for stating a fact or opinion they disagree with, they are acting super FAGATY.
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orange god

Donald J. Trump. 45th President of the United States. Dubbed as such for his glaringly obvious spray tan that gives him an orange hue with the right lighting.
Did you see the orange god's speech last night? He was nearly glowing on the stage!
by ImperialFleet1 January 11, 2017
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LMMFBO

Imagine an ironic mashup of LMBO + LMMFAO.
Friend1: *sees something hilarious*
Friend1: Sends to Friend2 (DM, SMS, carrier pigeon, etc)
Friend2: "LMMFBO!"
by ImperialFleet1 February 17, 2023
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Foreclosure By Owner

A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the "For Sale By Owner" sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on honestly selling the home, to include fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera.

It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.
Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they took down the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.

Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.
by ImperialFleet1 September 24, 2011
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Beardcicle

Icicles attached to a manly beard. They may even swing to and fro depending upon the size of the beardcicle, the length of the beard hair, wind velocity, and level of activity.

Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.
After chopping and stacking three cords of Oak firewood during the 5°F snowstorm, Octavius decided to go snowshoeing during which his beardcicles swung together clinking like empty beer mugs as he moved.
by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015
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Wood Ornament

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011
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Forever yeet

adjective, noun

1. The reckless, high-velocity act of launching yourself out of life’s chaos, sometimes literally, like unbuckling your seatbelt and flooring it into a wall, or tying a rope to a sturdy ceiling fan and stepping off. Mainstreamed by MandatoryFunDay on YouTube, it’s the urge to yeet yourself forever into the void, but also the choice to swerve away from it with +10 agility.

2. A darkly ironic state of mind where you flirt with self-destruction but flex your mental grip to keep running past it. It’s about outpacing the impulse to crash out for good.

#MandatoryFunDay #YeetLife #MentalAgility #DarkHumor #SelfDodge #CeilingFanVibes #SeatbeltOff
Example 1: "Staring at the ceiling fan, I felt the forever yeet calling—but I grabbed my hoodie and dodged that vibe instead."

Example 2: "He’s forever yeet material—unbuckled and speeding—but he’s still here, laughing it off."
by ImperialFleet1 March 17, 2025
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