twix

Two fat joints (or marijuana cigarettes for those who somehow don't know what a joint is.)

We can smoke these twix.

by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004

chrondog

Slang term for marijuana, especially recently bought/smoked marijuana.

Those were some good chrondogs.

by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004

lampshade

a foreskin so big, you can make a lampshade out of it.

the uncut dude has a lampshade

by Illinois Joe November 22, 2004

mirrortography

The practice of taking a picture of oneself in the bathroom mirror because they don't own a tripod. Pictures taken this way have a distinct look to them. Pictures are taken for use on Myspace.

Oh shit, I don't have a tripod and sugardaddy69 wants to see what I look like! I think I should use some mirrortography.

by Illinois Joe July 01, 2005

bench clearer

In baseball, when two players start a fight on the field and both teams join in, you have a bench clearer.

There was a big bench clearer between the Padres and the Cardinals and everyone got their ass whupt.

by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006

satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

by Illinois Joe October 08, 2004