Definitions by Illinois Joe

lampshade 

a foreskin so big, you can make a lampshade out of it.

the uncut dude has a lampshade

lampshade by Illinois Joe November 21, 2004

frankenstein 

1.an instrumental by the Edgar Winter Group that is regarded as one of the best instrumental rock songs ever
2.John Kerry, so called because he looks and talks like frankenstein

George W. Bush is running against Frankenstein

frankenstein by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

satan's asshole by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

LSD

Lake Shore Drive. A road on the east side of Chicago that runs almost parallel to the shore of Lake Michigan.
Made famous outside of Chicago by the band Aliotta, Haynes, and Jeremiah.

Cruising on LSD is only legal in Chicago.

LSD by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

chrondog 

Slang term for marijuana, especially recently bought/smoked marijuana.

Those were some good chrondogs.

chrondog by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004

twix 

Two fat joints (or marijuana cigarettes for those who somehow don't know what a joint is.)

We can smoke these twix.

twix by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004