A western socialist/communist who abruptly flips on all their "principles" when China is the one offending them.
"The Americans dragged a British protester into their embassy and beat them up?!!!! They operate illegal pseudo-police stations in the UK for the purpose of exerting political control over American expats? Those imperialist pigs! Death to America!"
"Lol just kidding bro, that was China."
"Oh, er, uh, well, y'know, something something Century of Humiliation, something something opium, something something uppity protester shouldn't have insulted the People's Republic"
"Lmao shut your xiaboo ass up. Do you even *believe* in anything but the colour red and a murderous hatred of sparrows?"
"Lol just kidding bro, that was China."
"Oh, er, uh, well, y'know, something something Century of Humiliation, something something opium, something something uppity protester shouldn't have insulted the People's Republic"
"Lmao shut your xiaboo ass up. Do you even *believe* in anything but the colour red and a murderous hatred of sparrows?"
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Get the Xiaboo mug.A vote serf is someone whose vote is expected/borderline demanded by a political party, politician, or their supporters, despite offering few-to-no policies of interest to the person in question.
"Politician/party X won't do Y for you, but you should still vote for them so at least politician/party Z doesn't get into office"
"Fuck that noise, I won't be your vote serf."
"Fuck that noise, I won't be your vote serf."
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Get the Burger shrapnel mug.An aquarium socialist is part of a left wing minority in a generally anti-left wing party, usually liberal or conservative in nature if not name. They are generally kept around in a tokenistic manner to foster the myth that the party they are in is democratic and ideologically pluralistic, but are never allowed to attain any serious power within that party. The more right wing factions in the party will behave as aggrieved narcissists and begrudge them forever if they succeed for a while in attaining power over the party despite their efforts.
Examples include progressive Democrats in the USA and the left wing of the UK Labour Party (for most of the last 40 years)
Examples include progressive Democrats in the USA and the left wing of the UK Labour Party (for most of the last 40 years)
"No we can't split the vote by having an actually left wing party, we have to vote for the lesser evil or <greater evil> will win."
"Bro, we've been doing this shit your way for decades and got nothing to show for it. We'e tried voting for the lesser evil and impotently whining that we're still stuck with evil. It hasn't worked, it won't work. Stop being an aquarium socialist and help us build a real alternative."
"Bro, we've been doing this shit your way for decades and got nothing to show for it. We'e tried voting for the lesser evil and impotently whining that we're still stuck with evil. It hasn't worked, it won't work. Stop being an aquarium socialist and help us build a real alternative."
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