Alex Ovechkin

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.

Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Connor McDavid

Connor McDavid is a Center for the Edmonton Oilers in the NHL. He is the true Jesus of hockey; The best in the game. All opponents bow down to the great Connor McDavid.

Connor McDavid is the best hockey player in the world.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Harvey Lawrence

Harvey is the biggest man alive. He is a 7 foot tall 400+ pound man.

Harvey Lawrence is so big the ground shakes when he walks.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Crayon

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Victor Rask

One of the disciples of the great hockey gods.

Victor Rask is the chosen one to lead his team in everything because of his training with the hockey gods.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Boy

A person under the age of 13 with a penis

Jimmy is 12 and has a penis, therefore he is a boy

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016