Ikehylt's definitions

Crayon

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Shakey

A muthafucking milkshake.

After the tournament I'm going to Steak n Shake to get me a big ass shakey.

by Ikehylt March 7, 2017

Boy

A person under the age of 13 with a penis

Jimmy is 12 and has a penis, therefore he is a boy

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Kansas Jayhawks

The worst college on the face of the earth. Their fans are scumbags who think they are so great but if you look at them they are just a bunch of cousin fucking redneck hicks.

The Kansas Jayhawks have failed to become anything

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Harvey Lawrence

Harvey is the biggest man alive. He is a 7 foot tall 400+ pound man.

Harvey Lawrence is so big the ground shakes when he walks.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Alex Ovechkin

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.

Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016