IkeM's definitions

Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

fallout

The fallout series- the best series of non-fantasy RPG's ever. Good for people who are sick of beards, magic swords and crap, and want a bleak, futuristic setting with drugs, violence, guns, ho's, etc.

by IkeM October 11, 2003

democracy

A form of government where the leader is chosen by popularity rather than ability to run a country.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again; democracy simply doesn't work."
-Kent Brockman

by IkeM September 28, 2003

freedom fries

The final evidence that the USA is a fucked up country full of fucked up, mindless patriots.

I thought this was a joke.. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's not.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

punker

1) One who punks.
2) Person who listens to Punk Rock music, dresses or/and acts in the general style of a punk.

by IkeM October 25, 2003

the simpsons

All-time classic show that's beginning to show it's age. Used to be brilliant, but now it's only watchable to good.

The Simpsons was great until the writers started running out of ideas.

by IkeM October 24, 2003

Bush

A medium to large plant, often grown in gardens. A good example is the current US president, whose intelligence and general ability to run a country is below average as far as bushes go. Also known as a shrub.

"It's pronounced B-uh-sh, you fools!"

by IkeM September 27, 2003