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Sticky Bruce

Using vaseline to pleasure oneself. Sounds better then it works.
Gregory made a trip to Stop & Shop to stock up on some vaseline, as he planned to spend most of february vacation giving himself sticky Bruce's.
by Ike February 16, 2005
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3-2-1

a method of smoking a joint in which every member of the circle takes three serrupticiously and holds them all,passes, and then two,passes, and then one,passes, and lets out once the new round has started.
"that 3 2 1 was heeaaavy!"
by ike December 3, 2003
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Thundercles Mc Butterpants

Typically Identifiable by some snazzy birkenstocks, a pair of old man pants and an obsession w/ the color pank, A Thundercles McButterpants is typically a tall, gangly, rather unkempt individual with a nasty case of bed head.
Geez, If that Nate Long kid had some old man pants, he'd be a perfect Thundercles McButterpants
by Ike February 23, 2004
mugGet the Thundercles Mc Butterpantsmug.

Iono

Steve: "How's this look?"
Jerry: "Iono. Okay, I guess."
by IKe February 7, 2004
mugGet the Ionomug.

carriage bolt

(noun, USA/SAE Standard) A bolt having a round head with a square, ribbed, or fluted boss underneath it. The function of the boss being to bite into timber to prevent the bolt turning while the nut is being tightened.

This term is often, and wrongly, considered interchangeable with "coach bolt", which is UK/Australian slang for a lag bolt. This may seem a trivial inconsistency to the layman, but is a mixup which has cost innumerable companies lots of money and confused a huge number of people.
One may perform a quick test to determine whether an item is a carriage bolt or lag bolt/lag screw: Is it driven (tightened) by its head or can only nuts be driven up it? If the former, it's a carriage bolt, if the latter, it's <i>probably</i> a lag bolt.

Origin: Old French <i>cariage</i>, from <i>carier</i> &#8216;carry&#8217;; bolt (unchanged), Old English. There is no reliable information as to whether the carriage bolt got its descriptor through the manufacture of carriages/coaches or whether 'carriage' refers to the fact that such a bolt is a load-bearing item.
Goddamn, I hate these translated instruction manuals. This thing just tried to tell me to use a screwdriver to tighten a carriage bolt!
by Ike January 26, 2005
mugGet the carriage boltmug.

Ike

Acronym for: Intense Kinetic Eroticism. The ability to turn a girl out without the use of touch.
she was ike'd instantaneously.
by ike November 18, 2006
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pop music

the retarded form of song that offers no originality and is the result of corporation - backed, "singers," and writers. basically highly non - political\religious\profane because the people that make it have no balls
man MTV's becoming a pop music - promoting piece if junk
by ike November 15, 2003
mugGet the pop musicmug.

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