Ike's definitions

staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

by ike August 15, 2004

3-2-1

a method of smoking a joint in which every member of the circle takes three serrupticiously and holds them all,passes, and then two,passes, and then one,passes, and lets out once the new round has started.

"that 3 2 1 was heeaaavy!"

by ike December 3, 2003

Iono

Slang for "I don't know"

Steve: "How's this look?"
Jerry: "Iono. Okay, I guess."

by IKe February 7, 2004

buttsex

the act of sticking your wanger inside someones buttwhole whether it is a girl or guy and letting out a substance called buttcheese inside their anal whole.

Ike became very tickelish and started to giggle as paul began to stick his penis inside Ike's anal whole. When paul called for buttsex, Ike replied YES PLEASE!Hopefully it's better than what my parents said how it felt...

by Ike February 20, 2005

rogue spear

noun; a penis of size dangling about wildly from it's owner's groin.

see also SPEARATE

in a locker room, while changing with other guys: "dude, put that rogue spear away before it spearates someone"

by ike August 17, 2003

lollapalooza

a music festival with the best new talent in rock and metal

i am goin to lollapalooza to get shitfaced and rock my ass off!

by ike September 28, 2003

Poosie

A company has taken the word Pussy and used it as a catchy ad phrase for a energy drink named SumPoosie.

This can be found at www.sumpoosie.com

Hey you want SumPoosie?

It gives you more energy than RedBull.

by Ike November 16, 2004