by Ignatius Strangelove January 19, 2008
Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.
"Red stapler"
-Milton
-Milton
by Ignatius Strangelove November 14, 2007
by Ignatius Strangelove November 12, 2007
Refers to when animals, dogs and rats et cetera, fall into a reservoir and are incapable of escape.
They must therefore eat each other to survive.
A bloody mess, of course, ensues
They must therefore eat each other to survive.
A bloody mess, of course, ensues
by Ignatius Strangelove November 11, 2007
by Ignatius Strangelove November 14, 2007
by Ignatius Strangelove November 14, 2007
A short white man who is inexplicably athletic.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.
Wes Welker is the Overman.
by Ignatius Strangelove November 05, 2007