Idiot-Finder2's definitions

comcastrophe

1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) Receive crappy service

COMCASTROPHE!

by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009

Kyle Rittenhouse

The future co-owner of CNN and Washington Post alongside Nick Sandmann.

Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse will try to help Nick Sandmann in taking care of CNN and Washington Post so one day they may reform and become what they have been claiming to be for their entire existence, news outlets.

by Idiot-Finder2 November 20, 2021

amberlamps

When you get your ass handed to you by the Epic Beard Man, this is what you will take in order to get to the hospital.

Get me amberlamps!

by Idiot-Finder2 February 25, 2010

tridiot

1) An idiot that tries to troll, only to fail in the process.

2) See: trool

A tridiot got banned for the seventh time this month for posting links to goatse despite receiving warnings to stop.

by Idiot-Finder2 June 30, 2008

Joe Biden

The worst president of the United States since James Buchanan and even this is debatable, but he's definitely worse than Jimmy Carter which is no small feat. Saying the guy is a good president is something that never had the chance to even age as it was stillborn, only for the left to prop him up until now.

Still think Joe Biden won the election legitimately after his performance in the office? What a load of malarkey!

by Idiot-Finder2 August 29, 2021

Super Bowled

1) To get mowed down at a big event where hundreds of millions are watching; To bowl over at the biggest stage.

2) To choke when it matters.

Little Johnny got Super Bowled at the school play after forgetting his lines for the beginning of the scene from "Hansel & Gretel"

Tom Brady got Super Bowled by the Giants at Super Bowl XLII.

by Idiot-Finder2 January 27, 2010

witch

A word misused by idiots in place of "which"

Idiot: Hey, witch movie do you want to watch?
Me: *runs out of the house and tracks down the idiot posting on a forum to punch him in the face* IT'S W-H-I-C-H YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!

by Idiot-Finder2 March 19, 2015