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paul feig

1) To have a massive amount of ego and lack the ability to take any form of criticism.

2) A slightly more talented version of Uwe Boll.
After butchering Ghostbusters and insulted the fan base, no one will take Paul Feig seriously ever again.
by Idiot-Finder2 May 29, 2016
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moronical

Comically moronic

Coined by Robert Downing Jr. in the 2008 film "Tropic Thunder"
The fans on the Giants forum who want Eli traded are moronical
by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009
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Mariano Rivera

a relief pitcher for the New York Yankees. Born in Panama City, Panama, his rookie season in the Major Leagues was 1995, in which he made a limited number of appearances. In 1996, he served primarily as a set-up man for the closer John Wetteland. During that season, if the Yankees were leading after six innings, they were nearly assured of victory due to the stellar pitching of both relievers. Despite playing in a position that rarely gets respect, Rivera still managed to come in third for the Cy Young voting, behind twenty-game winners Pat Hentgen and teammate Andy Pettitte, respectively.

When Wetteland left the team following that season (in which they won the World Series), Rivera became the Yankees' closer and has remained so ever since. He has been perhaps the most consistent, dependable relief pitcher in the Major Leagues during his tenure as a closer for the Yankees. Rivera has been especially overpowering in the postseason, in which his lifetime earned run average, under 1 run per nine innings pitched, is among the best ever. His contribution to the general success of the Yankees since 1996, including four World Series championships, has been significant. However, in recent years his postseason performance has been a little less consistent, particularly in the 2001 World Series loss to the Arizona Diamondbacks and the infamous 2004 playoff collapse against the Boston Red Sox. His troubles with the Red Sox (although he continues to dominate against other teams) have continued, and during his introduction at the Red Sox opening day, he was lampooned with a standing ovation while his teammates were booed. To his credit, Rivera took the treatment with good humor and tipped his hat to the Red Sox fans.

Rivera has won the Rolaids Relief Man of the Year Award three times, in 1999, 2001, and 2004. He donated his 2001 trophy to the New York City Fire Department. It is on permanent display at the FDNY's Brooklyn headquarters. He won the World Series MVP Award in 1999, when which the Yankees swept the Atlanta Braves in four games and Rivera earned two saves.

Rivera's demeanor on the mound is very serious. His best pitches are his four-seam fastball and his cutter, which has been called the best pitch in baseball for a long time. On a per-batter basis, he probably breaks more bats than any other current pitcher, caused by jamming them with the fastball.

As Rivera enters a game in Yankee Stadium, the song "Enter Sandman" by Metallica is played on the loudspeaker system.

His uniform number is 42, which has been retired by all Major League Baseball teams since 1997 in honor of Jackie Robinson. However, Rivera is permitted to use the number due to a grandfather clause.
Enter the Sandman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Idiot-Finder2 September 4, 2005
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drama queen

1) A person who would often make a fuss out of every little things.

2) See Drama whore

3) See Curt Schilling

4) See 2 days before the day after tomorrow
" The death toll is expected to be in the hundreds of millions in Beaverton which only have a population of 8,000 which could be very devastating."
- Drama Queen news reporter
by Idiot-Finder2 December 28, 2005
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Joe Biden

The worst president of the United States since James Buchanan and even this is debatable, but he's definitely worse than Jimmy Carter which is no small feat. Saying the guy is a good president is something that never had the chance to even age as it was stillborn, only for the left to prop him up until now.
Still think Joe Biden won the election legitimately after his performance in the office? What a load of malarkey!
by Idiot-Finder2 August 29, 2021
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Super Bowled

1) To get mowed down at a big event where hundreds of millions are watching; To bowl over at the biggest stage.

2) To choke when it matters.
Little Johnny got Super Bowled at the school play after forgetting his lines for the beginning of the scene from "Hansel & Gretel"

Tom Brady got Super Bowled by the Giants at Super Bowl XLII.
by Idiot-Finder2 January 27, 2010
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Amber Heard simps

Group of simps who fawns on a female domestic abuser named Amber Heard who faked her bruises to claim abuse when all evidence points to the opposite. Not to mention it turns out she lied about donating her divorce settlement money when she actually spend them on herself afterward as well as the fact that there was even a fucking audio recording of her threatening Johnny Depp.

Not only that, if you call them out and tell them of the evidence against their "goddess", they'll move the goalpost and project just to maintain their narrative and image of Amber Heard's innocence.
Make no mistake, Johnny Depp is no saint and he has to be a simp for even staying with her for as long as he had but the Amber Heard simps are so unbelievable they make you lose faith in humanity as a whole.
by Idiot-Finder2 April 12, 2021
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