Ice's definitions

old fart

Mattdude's father.

The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.

by ice December 21, 2003

wee waiting

Having to hold off going to the bathroom, because you're waiting for the scheduled arrival of a service-person or package delivery.

The cable guy said he'd be here between 9 and 12. I have two more hours of wee waiting to do.

by Ice April 20, 2015

alternateen

A teenager who, in an attempt to break societal norms and quotas, dresses, acts, and listens to the same "alternative" music as the majority of other disgruntled teenagers. Piercings, unnaturally colored hair, band t-shirts and a general air of angst and contempt are usually required.

I just saw a gaggle of alternateens at the mall fondling a cardboard cutout of Limp Bizkit.

by ice September 5, 2002

Lenen

Also a gay person who has a phobia of homosexuals.

Commonly confused with the squirrel and Fords.

by Ice February 2, 2005

c-mag

The basketball player known as Corey Maggette.

Corey plays for the LA Clippers

by Ice November 17, 2004

hotty

a man/woman who is fuckin hott and every one or just one person falls madly in love wit dem.

damn he's a hotty

by ice February 4, 2004

splidel

A milk fucking smartass who likes to look at gay birds

Brett Leatherman is a splidel!!

by Ice February 1, 2005