Iben Wakenoff's definitions

St. Louis Godzilla

The giant dump you take after eating two racks of St. Louis ribs

Dude, those were great ribs. I took a St. Louis Godzilla that was taller than the arch!

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

Tsunami Queef

A queef strong enough to knock out a Japanese nuclear power plant

I was going 'downtown' and she let lose a tsunami queef that almost knocked me through the door.

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

hvit

Head Vagina (hv) in training

I think the new girl might replace HV some day
She's our new HVIT

by Iben Wakenoff January 6, 2023

hv

Head Vagina: the best looking woman in a group

Check out HV today
Super hot!

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

mullikin

The act of not being able to wait a short period prior to a meal without going to get something else to eat.

“Dinner will be in half an hour”
“I’m gonna head out and grab a burger and fries…maybe a shake”
“What? You’re pulling a mullikin on me?”

by Iben Wakenoff June 7, 2018

ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016

crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018