Iben Wakenoff's definitions

hvit

Head Vagina (hv) in training

I think the new girl might replace HV some day
She's our new HVIT

by Iben Wakenoff January 6, 2023

hv

Head Vagina: the best looking woman in a group

Check out HV today
Super hot!

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

VH

The polite way of calling someone a Fivehead (someone that has a massive forehead)

Whoa, here comes VH. Sunglasses on to block the glare!

by Iben Wakenoff August 28, 2023

St. Louis Godzilla

The giant dump you take after eating two racks of St. Louis ribs

Dude, those were great ribs. I took a St. Louis Godzilla that was taller than the arch!

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016

Omaha Meatball

The combination of lint and sweat that collects in Peyton Manning's gooch

This chick was going down on me, but my Omaha Meatballs stopped her

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

Morganed

The act of mullikining everything in sight due to stress.

Um...wasn't there a bunch of food here this morning?
Yeah, it got morganed by Two-Slice...she's having a bad day.

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018