Iben Wakenoff's definitions

Omaha Meatball

The combination of lint and sweat that collects in Peyton Manning's gooch

This chick was going down on me, but my Omaha Meatballs stopped her

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

Morganed

The act of mullikining everything in sight due to stress.

Um...wasn't there a bunch of food here this morning?
Yeah, it got morganed by Two-Slice...she's having a bad day.

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Mullikin

A variable unit of measure that can be used for weight or girth. It is usually in the range of 600-800 pounds and the size of a small circus tent.

How big is a typical African elephant?
About 17 Mullikins in weight. It takes about 2 Mullikins in fabric to cover just one.

by Iben Wakenoff July 2, 2018

hvit

Head Vagina (hv) in training

I think the new girl might replace HV some day
She's our new HVIT

by Iben Wakenoff January 6, 2023

Vagina Propulsion System

Female legs

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!

by Iben Wakenoff July 15, 2016

ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016