Iben Wakenoff's definitions

St. Louis Godzilla

The giant dump you take after eating two racks of St. Louis ribs

Dude, those were great ribs. I took a St. Louis Godzilla that was taller than the arch!

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016

VH

The polite way of calling someone a Fivehead (someone that has a massive forehead)

Whoa, here comes VH. Sunglasses on to block the glare!

by Iben Wakenoff August 28, 2023

Morganed

The act of mullikining everything in sight due to stress.

Um...wasn't there a bunch of food here this morning?
Yeah, it got morganed by Two-Slice...she's having a bad day.

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Omaha Meatball

The combination of lint and sweat that collects in Peyton Manning's gooch

This chick was going down on me, but my Omaha Meatballs stopped her

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

Vagina Propulsion System

Female legs

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!

by Iben Wakenoff July 15, 2016

crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018