Definitions by Ian Vi.

Amish Invite 

A hole that the bearded boyfriend noticed for the first time in your girfriends pants.

"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."

Amish Invite by Ian Vi. February 28, 2024

trunk omelette 

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

trunk omelette by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021

everologist

person who is a self assuming expert on everything

kevin is an everologist

everologist by Ian Vi. August 15, 2014

maneasiotomy 

when a man while performing anal intercourse rips the rectum of his partner. The end result is a "maneasiotomy".

my dad must have gave my mom a maneasiotomy the way she was walking yesterday.

maneasiotomy by Ian Vi. December 20, 2007